Phone A Mommy

Penelope Cruz, I think.

I've had an electric flyswatter used on my bottom a few times, by one specific Mommy here. Wonder if she is still around and remembers me? :: Giggle ::

Wait wait.... you lost? Sounds like you WON to me! :: Giggle ::

Great, Mommy Maggy - you're in! :: Giggle ::

Surely some more Nannies and sisters and such want to play with this idea?

I am hoping to move to a new home soon, and then I want to try something. I want to become a punished bedwetter, I am calling it Potty DEtraining. I want to start by wetting the bed (with a bedwetter pad); no diapers. As soon as I wake up in the night, I release my bladder. I am hoping this will eve...

:: Giggle :: I once did one with Sitter Stacie where we re-enacted a true even from my youth where I should have got a spanking but did not. Sitter Stacie (who I call Mommy Stacie) made sure I got the spanking I should have. What had happened was I didn't use the potty before leaving the house when ...

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But cool weather ALSO means getting to run around in my one-piece sleeper (which I am wearing right now - with a wet diaper under of course!)

I've always had the fantasy of being able to "morph". That way I could turn into a real-looking 6 year old (or younger) any time I wanted. THAT would be great. If I had to remain that way ... whether to do or not would be a very hard decision. There are people who depend on me. I don't thi...

Yes, I have always loved that stuff as well. I have a bottle of the Baby Magic scent, and two of the Pamper Fresh scent. Mommy Star - I THINK it is 7.50 a bottle, or 15 for 3 bottles. A bottle of the stuff lasts forever though - it is STRONG. The first day I got it I put a drop on my wrist to test i...

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I have found it works best to put the bottom tapes diagonally upwards, and the upper tapes diagonally downwards. Not a huge diagonal angle, just a bit. Once it is taped, bend the tape a bit in the middle and this helps it stay fastened. If there are leak barriers, make sure they are standing up when...

Oh my goodness, I'm thankful for ALL of them, not just some. I haven't talked to them all, but I am still thankful for them. Plus also there are some on other Madison Enterprises that cross over - Miss Hailey has been ever so important to me, and Veronika gave me the one of the best assignments ever...

Girl Scouts must be teaching a bit more than I knew.... I steer away from most alcohol. Not just for obvious reasons (I'm a preacher), but also because I simply don't like it. I do like a little semi-sweet white wine with my dinner now and then, though, and love wine coolers. Hard lemonade can be go...

Hi Bobby - keep in mind that some of those 182 views are generated in this way: 1. I read the post - 1 view 2. I respond to the post 3. Now I am taken back to the post so I can see my response - 2 views. 4. Someone else views and responds. 4 views. 5. I see there is a response so I come back to read...

15?? LOL That's a heat wave.

It is -3 here right now, and the wind chill is about -15. Yep, those are negative signs.

:: Giggles :: From what I hear, a good flavor for Cam would be Cinnabuns....

Like Jenna, I love my footed sleepers. I also have onesies that snap over my diapers for summer. I also love my pacifier, and another thing that makes me feel toddlerish is using my potty chair when not in diapers.

Cookie Monster! :-) Followed closely by the two Martians. Here are my favorite clips from the show: Cookie Monster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE GREAT end to that! :: Giggle :: "But, if friendship mean nothing..." Yip and Yap (Martians): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_trSIB...

What do you mean, "thinks" he is the boss?? :: Giggle ::

Well I had my numbers mixed up, but I am talking about:

Nine Mothers Spanking,
Eight Mommies Milking,
Seven Sissies Prancing,

I thought the wording is funny if you take out the commas.

Nine mothers spanking eight mommies...
eight mommies milking seven sissies...

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