It was a beautiful fall morning when you woke up, heavenly warm sunlight poking through your nursery room window, falling gently on your eyelids as you lay in your white barred crib, snuggled under a thin blanket decorated with cute little sheep jumping over fences. You had followed your little blanket friends to dreamland, but now Mr. Sun had shown his cheerful face and was ready to wake you for a brand new day.
Rolling over on your tummy in your brown bear onesie pajamas, you crawled over to the bars, overlooking your whole nursery: your rocking chair, your changing table, your dresser drawers with all the pictures of you and your most favorite person in the whole wide world… Mommy!
You pulled yourself up as best you can to a standing position, holding onto the bars to stay on your little covered feet. You weren’t walking yet, but boy could you crawl like a pro! You bounced on your little crib mattress, making it go “squeak squeak†as you began to cry and babble for that most special of special people in your life.
It didn’t take long at all for her to enter the room and reach into the crib, covering you in kisses and love to welcome you to the brand-new day that awaited you. You giggled as Mommy lifted you high, high into the air and spun you around. “There he is!†she cheered as she brought you back down to give you more big kisses. “There’s Mommy’s sunshine! How did you sleep last night, sweetie? Did you have lots of fun dreams?â€
You babbled back to Mommy as she carried you over to the changing table as you giggled and wiggled. “Well, someone’s all wiggly-giggly this morning!†Mommy said as she undid your sleeper and blew a big raspberry on your tummy, sending you into a fit of cackles and squeals. Once your pajamas were removed,
Mommy pulled the safety strap over your little tummy and began untaping your nighttime diaper. Mommy had noticed it felt lighter than it normally did in the morning, and it didn’t smell like a nighttime diaper should smell in the morning. As she ripped the tabs off your Size 3 Pampers Baby-Dry diaper, she pulled it back to confirm what she had suspected all along. Yes, the diaper was wet, but there was no big mess to clean up this morning.
Mommy leaned over and gave you eskimo kisses as she reached for the baby powder-scented Pampers baby wipes at the head of the table, grabbing only a few as it was just a little puddle she had to wipe up and not the normal “morning mudpieâ€. You giggled happily as mommy warmed the wipes in her hand and gently began to run the scented cloth all over your bottom. “Oh, hims a happy baby this morning! Yes hims is!†she giggled as she pushed your legs up and pulled the wet diaper out from under you, rolling it up and disposing of it in the Diaper Genie. She reached under the changing table for a fresh diaper, giving you a moment to air dry as you kicked and wiggled around the changing table, held securely in place with the safety strap. Mommy got a diaper with your favorite Sesame Street character, Big Bird, and began to unfold it, showing you the cute designs.
“Look who it is! It’s Big Bird!†she cheered. “Big Bird is going to be your special diaper friend this morning. Say hi to Big Bird,†she encouraged you as you babbled on, Mommy holding the diaper up to her face, Big Bird facing out, and Mommy pretending to be the famous preschool character.
“Hi! It’s nice to meet you! Let’s be friends!†she said, to your excitement. Mommy put the fresh diaper down under your bottom and got out the baby lotion. She put a thorough layer of your bottom as you squirmed at the cold slimy sensation all over your bottom, but then she made things all better with the baby powder, turning your little bottom snow-white and adding a generous helping to the inside of your clean Pampers diaper. She taped it up nice and snug and lifted you off the changing table. “Let’s get my beautiful baby dressed for another big day!†she cooed to you and took you over to your dresser drawers.
It was very warm, being early fall, so mommy got you shorts and a T-shirt for the time being, knowing she could always add layers to your clothes later on if it was too chilly. While she was looking through your drawers, holding you with her free arm, she couldn’t help but think about your diaper change. “He always fills his diapers during the night,†she thought as she pulled out a cute little T-shirt with friendly little bumblebees flying around. “And he didn’t poop his pants all day yesterday…â€
You were all smiles though, so mommy knew you weren’t fussy with constipation. Still, she planned to make sure your tummy didn’t have any trouble this morning. Pulling out the T-shirt and a pair of Winnie-the-Pooh shortalls, your mommy carried you back to the changing table and got you dressed. “I bet someone’s ready for something ummy-nummy in hims tummy!†she cooed as you clapped your hands in approval. Mommy lifted you all nice and clean and dressed off the changing table and carried you downstairs for breakfast.
All strapped into the highchair, Mommy decided to change up your diet. She wanted to make sure you had poopy pants before noon so she forewent any rice cereal and instead took a jar of pear strawberry granola baby food out of the pantry and one of prunes to ensure that your little tummy passageway was nice and clear by lunchtime. With a pretty yellow matching Pooh Bear bib tied around your neck, mommy took out the spaceship spoon you loved and began to feed you a loving, wholesome breakfast.
“Heeeere comes the rocket ship!†Mommy said excitedly, zooming the spaceship spoon all around as your eyes followed, your mouth all hungry and drooly and babbling as you opened wide. You wanted it to make a landing in your mouth and Mommy was happy to receive the clearance, coming in for a smooth landing over and over again as she filled your tummy with lots of high-fiber baby food. She knew that, in no time at all, your tummy was going to feel so good and happy!
As you emptied the jar of pear strawberry granola, Mommy moved onto the prunes, still playing with the rocket ship until about halfway through the jar when you began to fuss. You were already full. Mommy looked at what you had finished and smiled warmly. “Oh well, that should be enough,†she thought, pleased with how much you ate, as she wiped your face clean with a wet washcloth and removed your messy bib, picking you up out of you highchair and setting you in your playpen.
Mommy planned to get some housework done this morning while you entertained yourself, but it had only been a few minutes since breakfast when her phone went off with a notice. She had completely forgot, but today was the last day of the big Babies R’ Us sale she had wanted to go to get you lots of pretty new baby clothes, stock up on more baby food, maybe get some new toys, but especially stock up on lots of Pampers diapers and baby wipes!
“Come on, sweetie! We’re gonna go to the baby store!†Mommy said with a loving smile, picking you up out of your playpen as she grabbed your diaper bag and filled a bottle of formula for the road. She carried you out to the car, strapping you in the back seat as she started the car, pulled out of the garage, and drove you to Babies R’ Us!
You loved Babies R’ Us because it was a store just for you. You loved all the cute toys and stuffed animals you reached for, and Mommy always bought one for you. You loved being dressed in pretty new clothes while Mommy took pictures of you in the dressing room to show her friends how adorable you were, and you loved going up and down the super-big super-long diaper aisle that smelled of baby powder and motherly love as all the happy babies on the diaper and baby wipe packages smiled down at you from all sides.
You bounced in your car seat to the music coming from the radio, thinking of how much fun your trip to Babies R’ Us would be with Mommy when you felt your seat bounce a little higher with the addition of a little toot in your pants. It was a squeaky toot that made Mommy giggle childishly. “Uh-oh!†Mommy said as she pulled into the Babies R’ Us parking lot. “Sounds like someone’s making music!â€
You giggled at your silly mommy and the exaggerated way she talked when you started making funny sounds in your diaper. Mommy always thought it was music to her ears to hear a baby’s healthy digestive system at work, and today was certainly no exception. As Mommy lifted you out of your car seat, she closed the car door and carried you into the big baby store.
Your trip started the way it always did, which a greeting from one of the store ladies who thought you were the cutest lil’ thing in all the world! She fawned and fussed over you as she and your mommy talked about where to find what and what deals were still going on. After the store lady waved bye-bye to you, Mommy put you in a blue shopping cart. You kicked your little legs up and down, bouncing on the plastic seat of the cart as you looked up at Mommy. All around you were all the wonderful things only a little baby like yourself could truly appreciate, and Mommy would make sure you had only the very best.
Mommy went to the baby food aisle first. You had gone through lots of your veggies, which made Mommy very happy not to have a picky little eater. As she looked through the wide and various selection of Gerber’s baby food, you tooted a little more, a little longer and a little louder this time, and oh could Mommy smell it this time!
“Peeeuuuu!†Mommy giggled as she fanned her nose, looking away from the shelves at you with a warm happy grin. “Was that you? Did you make that stinky sound? Goodness, we better hurry. Someone’s gonna make a poopy in hims Pampers in the store if we don’t.â€
Of course, your mommy wasn’t worried at all. You had needed a diaper change in public more times than she could remember and she was never shy about changing you wherever and whenever you needed it. “Maybe it’s best we get the diapers first and save the baby clothes for later though,†she thought with a smile. She knew that soon, very soon, someone was going to need their poopy pants changed.
Once she had restocked on all the baby food you would need for the next week or two (or three), Mommy carted you over to the next aisle over. You could smell it from the baby food aisle, as that unmistakably fresh and powdery fragrance wafted over you and Mommy you began to bounce in your seat. “What’s that, does hims know what aisle this is? Yeah, it’s the diapie aisle, yes it is! Mommy’s baby loves the smell of the diapie aisle. It makes him so happy, yes it does!â€
But perhaps you shouldn’t have bounced so much because before you knew it, the baby food you had at breakfast did it’s magic. The soft cottony feeling you got from landing your bottom on the seat of your pampers was quickly replaced by a much warmer, squishier feeling that you knew all too well. You had pooped your pampers plenty before though, so you thought nothing of it as you kept bouncing, but what you didn’t know was that the mess was still coming, and coming, and coming…
Mommy had done her job and nipped your constipation in the bud, but this meant a tummy that didn’t know how to turn off the mud, and in all your excitement, the thick brown mess mommy had wanted to see in your pampers by lunchtime was now creeping out the leg gathering and your waistband, getting your pretty bumblebee shirt and Pooh Bear shortalls all dirty and stinky.
Mommy knew you were making “pamper presents†for her, but she didn’t realize you were going to be so generous with them this morning! Mommy was comparing the diaper sales when she looked back at you and saw part of your stinky mess was sliding out the leg of your shortalls down to your little shoes and socks. “Oh my goodness, oh sweetie!†she exclaimed, alerting the whole aisle of your problem. She knew if she hurried, she could get you to the changing room in the back of the store in time, but as she looked for your diaper bag, she realized she had left it in the car!
She didn’t want to alarm you, because you didn’t look upset. You were still all bouncy and energetic, but you were going to make a mess all over the diaper aisle floor in a few seconds If Mommy didn’t think of something quick. All the diapers and wipes in the world were surrounding you. “Surely they won’t mind if we pay for them after,†your mommy thought as she grabbed a diaper changing mat from near the end of the aisle and laid it on the floor. Some of the mommies began to mutter to themselves, but one of the mommies stepped forward, ready to lend a hand to your mommy in need.
“Goodness, what a time for this kind of thing to happen, huh?†she told your mommy with a warm smile. “What do you need?â€
“Everything!†Your mommy laughed, a little overwhelmed as the seat of your pants tooted again and she knew you made your little pampers even messier. She began taking your shoes and socks off, setting them aside to keep them clean. “Pampers brand preferred, please. Oh, and Size 3!â€
The other mommy excused herself from the other ladies in the big, big diaper aisle as your mommy began to take off your shortalls. She noticed right away as she pulled them off and they dragged your poopy mess further down your legs. Mommy couldn’t believe it! You made a blowout right in the middle of Babies R’ Us! She waved her hand back and forth, the smell of your mess was so strong that it made the diaper aisle begin to smell heavily of both baby powder and your poopy pampers, just like your nursery room at home.
The other mommy returned with a jumbo pack of Pampers Baby-Dry in Size 3 and a fresh tub of Pampers Baby Fresh wipes. All ready and armed to tackle such a stinky scenario, your mommy pushed your shirt up out of the way and tore the tabs on the bulging baby diaper around your stinky bottom.
As the diaper fell open, your Mommy’s eyes widened as the mushy muddy mess that smothered the inside of your diaper fell open. “My goodness!†Your mommy said as she tore the wrapping off the new box of baby wipes. “Look what you did to Big Bird! I bet Big Bird would say “Peeeuuuuuu! What a messy baby!†Yes he would! Mommy’s baby made such a big poopy right in the middle of the diaper aisle. Goodness gracious, is everyone looking at you? Yeah, they’re thinking “my goodness, what a messy babyâ€, just like Big Bird.â€
Your mother wasn’t scolding you though, on the contrary, she had the biggest happiest smile of any mommy in the diaper aisle. She couldn’t be happier that you filled your pampers just the way she hoped you would, and even if you did call quite a bit of attention to yourself, she knew you loved having all the pretty mommies watching you as you got a very public diaper change in the middle of Babies R’ Us.
As your mommy reached in for the baby wipes, she realized she had nothing to distract you from reaching down into your diaper. “Does anyone have anything to distract him?†she asked some of the mommies who had stopped in the middle of the aisle to watch the stinky event. One of the mommies smiled and reached into her daughter’s diaper bag, producing a little stuffed giraffe. The baby girl didn’t seem to mind as her mommy knelt down over your head and began making silly noises and shaking the giraffe. This mommy and the giraffe looked so funny to you that you began to babble happily and reach up at them. Your mommy smiled kindly as she began to draw wipe after wipe from the little box, gently cleaning your bottom.
Your mommy used about half the tub of wipes when she was finished and thanked the other mommies that had helped her as she rolled up the extra-full and poopy Pampers diaper. Opening up the new pack of diapers, she placed one under your bottom. “Could someone get me a bottle of baby powder?†She asked in a kind, gentle voice before looking down at you. Suddenly, you face started to get all red and scrunchy and Mommy knew what was coming. Quick as could be, she pulled the diaper up over you and held it as you filled your clean diaper with the second wave of your pears and prunes-fueled “mud-floodâ€.
Mommy held the diaper there for a while as she looked apologetically at all the other mommies, but they were happy to stay as she pulled the second diaper down and began to wipe your messy little behind all over again. When all was said and done, Mommy had needed all the baby wipes in the box to clean your cheeky little self. This time, there wasn’t another stinky surprise, as Mommy opened the fresh bottle of baby powder and began to generously powder your little bottom and the inside of your new pampers too!
When she was finished, she taped the pampers snug and secure and gave you a big raspberry for being such a good baby during your diaper aisle diaper change. Your mommy thanked everyone who had helped as everyone gave you and your mommy a round of applause for showing them such a beautiful display of unconditional love. Mommy pulled your shirt off and, borrowing a few more wipes from one of the mommies in the aisle, cleaned what little poop had made it up your back.
When all the excitement was over, one of the store ladies had arrived to see what was going on. “Just had to change his diaper before he leaked all over the store,†your mommy explained, kissing you on the cheek. “A mommy’s work is always full of surprises.â€
The store lady smiled, reassured that everything was okay, as your mommy put you back in the cart in just your fresh new pampers, your bottom all squeaky-clean and powder-fresh. She filled the cart with lots of the Pampers Baby-Dry diapers and some of the Pampers Cruisers, knowing they may be better for any future blowouts, and lots of Pampers Baby Fresh wipes to keep you smelling clean and fresh, even when your diaper smells the opposite.
With everything in the diaper aisle that was needed in the cart, your mommy disposed of your dirty diapers and ruined clothes. That was okay though, because the baby clothes area was calling and you knew you would be going home in something even more adorable. You loved going to Babies R’ Us with Mommy and this was the best trip to the store yet!
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