Little Jack Horner

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Minniem
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Little Jack Horner

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"


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mommy rebecca
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Post by mommy rebecca »

Love nursery ryhmes, I wonder what others are favorites amongst our friends here?
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car

That's my favorite *giggle*

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Post by Diapers4Ever »

One of my favorite comedy bits concerning nursery rhymes comes from John Wing. :)

"I bought my 4-year-old a book of songs...the new kids' songs? Politically correct kids' songs? God, it makes you sick to your stomach. 'Three visually impaired mice'? 'Baa Baa African American Sheep'? 'Three men and three women in a tub and they all get paid the same'? I mean, come on..."

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LOL Those are great, and yes the titles are outrageous! lol

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