Phone A Mommy

Hi Mommies - what are your favorite phrases to say when you smell a stinky diaper?

P U does mommy smell a little stinky butt baby?
Is one of mommy’s favorites to say as mommy waves her hand in front of her face holding her nose pinched shut

Teehee I like that! Can mommy post a photo of her making the PU face on her profile??

I smell a stinker! Is it you, silly baby? Are you the wittle stinker?

maybeeee

Maybe? Hmmm I think that’s a definitely.
Because someone is definitely stinky P….U!!!

**waddles away to hide from the mommies so they don’t smell his Pamper**

No hiding with that stinky butt
Mommies can smell u a mile away

Uhhh it could be another baby?!?! **Hopefully the mommies don’t check my pamper**

*comes around the corner to pat that pamper* Hmm... I'm going to say that this here loaded stinker is a good five-pounder!

**lowers his head in defeat and presents his loaded pamper to Nanny Brenda’s nose to sniff it and get his humiliation over with**

*leans down to sniff* Oh, yes, that smell is definitely coming from you! Goodness, that really is a loaded one there, isn't it? Look! *I pat the diaper firmly and it's sagging so much from the weight that it sways a little* Well, you're certainly far from being a grown man right now, aren't you? *snickers*

Noooo I’m a big boy!!!!

And just when did big boys start too not only wear diapers but overload them as well? Oh, that's right, they don't! So... what does that make you, silly?

But but… I was playing tho. **Looks down in shame and red faced as Nanny Brenda holds her nose and makes fun of his poopy pampers in front of the other mommies**

Lol silly diaper baby thinks he’s a big boy

**embarrassed he hops on the changing pad presenting his full diaper to Mommy Candy and Mommy Brenda to change**

P U oh my, not a moment too soon either.
That diaper is about to burst with all that stinkiness.
Good thing we have lots of baby wipes .

Someone made an extra stinky diaper! How could such a mess come out of you! Stinky poopoo baby, that's what you are!

Oh goodness that dirty diaper is smelly one for sure.
A little stinker that needs a new diaper