A Cute Rant!!
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:17 am
I’m not for sure where to place this little rant in the forum so I will just drop it in where ever I feel it necessary. Please let me preface this little rant by saying I love ALL moms. Mommy’s make the world go round.
Now, how many times have you heard a mommy complain that my “son/daughter keeps taking off their diapers” at nap time or nite nite time? No, duct tape is not the appropriate thing to use. It looks ugly and never should be used. If you want your baby to never ever be able to take his/her diaper off again please use a flat or prefold cloth diaper, folded correctly to fit, fastened with cute diaper pins and pull on or snapped on plastic baby pants. I will GAURNTEE you that baby will NOT be able to take the diaper off. Little hands cannot unfasten a diaper pen….period!
Who in the world invented the snappy? Really?? I will admit it’s probably useful for an infant. But, a little one over the age of a year, NO. While on the changing table with mommy, if she fastened my diaper with a snappy, I would reach down pull it off and throw it at mommy hoping one the claws would hit mommy in the forehead knocking some sense into her. Don’t even get me started about pulling down the middle claw right over my penis and balls. Just thinking about a claw coming through the diaper snagging something sensitive makes me wince with pain. OUCH!!.... Once again, please use some cute diaper pins to fasten the diaper. By the way, I absolutely love the yellow ducky diaper pins. Hence my baby name, “YellowDucky”.
Last, but certainly not least. Who in the world thought it would be cute for a 3 or 4 year old to change their little brothers or sisters’ diapers? It’s not cute, it’s disgusting. I sure would like to see a 3-4 year old trying to fasten a diaper pin. I promise you it ain’t happening. If it were me and I was going to change my little sisters diaper and mommy handed me diaper pins; I would try and stick her in the butt or better yet shove it up her nose. My mommy could never leave me alone with my sister when she was born. There were many times I tried to kill her by simply sitting on her face or otherwise terrorizing her. So, please no more pictures or videos of this kind of nonsense, period!.
That is all…..
YellowDucky
Now, how many times have you heard a mommy complain that my “son/daughter keeps taking off their diapers” at nap time or nite nite time? No, duct tape is not the appropriate thing to use. It looks ugly and never should be used. If you want your baby to never ever be able to take his/her diaper off again please use a flat or prefold cloth diaper, folded correctly to fit, fastened with cute diaper pins and pull on or snapped on plastic baby pants. I will GAURNTEE you that baby will NOT be able to take the diaper off. Little hands cannot unfasten a diaper pen….period!
Who in the world invented the snappy? Really?? I will admit it’s probably useful for an infant. But, a little one over the age of a year, NO. While on the changing table with mommy, if she fastened my diaper with a snappy, I would reach down pull it off and throw it at mommy hoping one the claws would hit mommy in the forehead knocking some sense into her. Don’t even get me started about pulling down the middle claw right over my penis and balls. Just thinking about a claw coming through the diaper snagging something sensitive makes me wince with pain. OUCH!!.... Once again, please use some cute diaper pins to fasten the diaper. By the way, I absolutely love the yellow ducky diaper pins. Hence my baby name, “YellowDucky”.
Last, but certainly not least. Who in the world thought it would be cute for a 3 or 4 year old to change their little brothers or sisters’ diapers? It’s not cute, it’s disgusting. I sure would like to see a 3-4 year old trying to fasten a diaper pin. I promise you it ain’t happening. If it were me and I was going to change my little sisters diaper and mommy handed me diaper pins; I would try and stick her in the butt or better yet shove it up her nose. My mommy could never leave me alone with my sister when she was born. There were many times I tried to kill her by simply sitting on her face or otherwise terrorizing her. So, please no more pictures or videos of this kind of nonsense, period!.
That is all…..
YellowDucky