Phone A Mommy

I wanted to call a new mommy with this one.

Hummm...... I noticed that there was a new Mommy registered as Tammy. 8)

Welcome Mommy Tammy! :D

(I love your name by the way.)

So what hours are you taking calls? Which days do you work the phones?

My name is Marty, (AKA, "Baby Marty" or "Little Stinky Britches.")

Welcome to our little ...

Kuddos for losing weight! 8)

And I LOVE GERBER PLASTIC BABY PANTIES!!! :D

My mom always called them "Rubber Britches" or "Rubber Pants." :oops:

In my day, a proper diapering of a baby was:

2 or 3 Curity cloth diapers folded together to make one super thick diaper.

Fold it almost like a ...

Sure, no problem. 8)

My name is Marty, and I go by the name of "Baby Marty" or "Little Stinky Britches."

I've been using this wonderful phone service for about 10 years now, and I've called lots and lot's of mommies during that time.

First, when you call, you are connected to a "dispatcher" or ...

Vice President Dan Quayle 2002

Alice Cooper (rock musician) 2006

Scotty Pippen (Chicago Bulls) 1997

Mike Wallace (CBS News/60 Minutes) 1981 (RIP)

RT Rybak (Mayor of Minneapolis) 2009

Phil Gordon (Mayor of Phoenix) 2011

Paul Wellstone (U.S. Senator Minnesota) 1996 (RIP)

Al Franken (Actor ...

Great question Nanny Ella! :D

For me, it is EXACTLY like a baby, a real baby. :oops:

Why? Why do I not like the more "adult element"????

Well, here's why.

I take issue with people who call this a "sexual fetish" or who think that those of us who call you Mommies are just, "getting off over ...

Humm..... Mommy can read my mind as well as change my poopy pants. :lol:

Ella, that is exactly my plan when I call you again with this story (when I finish it.) I was planning to tell you how it sounds in my head at the beginning of our next call. 8)

"I'm a Little Stinkpot", is really the same ...

Toots and Steamers

In Miss Kathie's Infant Room, the teachers had all kinds of funny names for what babies did in their pants. With 7 infants in diapers, Miss Kathie and the other teachers were always smelling gas and poop throughout the day, as the babies winded their tummies and filled their ...

OK, so this afternoon, I had my second call with Nanny Ella, and it was fantastic! :D

I really like Nanny Ella. 8)

One of the things that really stands out with Nanny (Mommy) Ella is the fact that she is really into the call, and she really makes it the best call you can have. I've been calling ...

Baby Pictures

On the top shelf of his mom's closet, was the thing that most boys in the third grade fear the most: Mom's baby pictures.

Nothing could be more embarrassing to a third grader then pictures of him when in was in diapers going to the bathroom in his pants. Marty didn't even like to ...

No Mommies???? :shock:

I've called Phone-A-Mommy 1,000's of times over the years and I've always been able to talk to a Mommy. :D

Now, sometimes, when you call around 3:00 or 4:00 AM, there may only be 2 or 3 mommies available to take calls at that hour. (Not a lot of babies and mommies are up ...

I never realized how much I miss Mommy Josie and Mommy Maggy until I just re-read these old posts from 2012 and 2013. :cry:

They both had something awesome to say when they posted on this forum, keen insights, experienced opinions, etc...

... and now they are gone. :cry:

They were Mommies who ...

Thank you so much Mommy Barb! :D

Hugs from mommies are always welcome. :wink:

Embarrassment is an odd thing.

Somehow, in our infant/toddler/child-minds from around birth to about the age of five or six, feelings of embarrassment or shame are somehow turned from a negative emotion to a ...