Phone A Mommy

The corpse that walks,
its solemn line.
The vampire stalks,
finds blood to dine.
The werewolf howls
at the silver moon.
His human form
what's showing at noon.
The mummy's cries
of pain and loss.
His wraps that smell of must and moss.
The witch that flies,
upon her broom
casting curses
and spelling ...

For when it's half past three,

And children hurry home from school

As hungry as can be,


There's nothing quite so splendid

On which a child can sup,

As spicy, fluffy ginger cakes Milk and Cookies

And sweet milk in a cup.

Minnie


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Oh you thought you could get pass me didn't you lil one but i smelled it.Oh it was such a strong smell too.But the fun was just the beginning wasn't it lil one.

Minnie

1.888.430.2010

Hmm i do believe this baby has done something in his diaper sniffing around the room i catch the top of your head i walk over and there you are hiding behind my favorite chair all red faced and grunting like a lil piggy lol.

Minnie

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I walked into the room and sniffing something amiss i knew i had just cleaned this room very good but something was stinking it up badly.I looked around and then i saw you hiding behind the sofa just that lil cotton top head poking out.I knew then where that smell was coming from.heheh such a stinky ...

Spring is here and the new babies are coming out so adorable is a new born baby or someone just finding out they enjoy being a baby

Minnie

Eggs make ducks
And ducks make eggs
So ducklings can quack quack!
The chicks go peep
Emerged from sleep,
Resurfacing out back.

Happy Easter to all


Minnie

Grandma's lap is waiting for you to snuggle up on get all comfy and she will rock you


Minnie

Here at phoneamommy we are like one big family stretched from one end of the country to the next even still we are just a big family that loves talking and taking care of our loved ones


Minnie

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Dang i hate having the yuckies they seem to hang on and on its like having a bag of apples and one is bad and you have to search thru the whole bag to get rid of that one hahahah


Minnie

sometimes you just need someone to listen while you talk i love to listen and hear all about you


Minnie

Its Christmas time here at grandma's house are you ready to open those presents and eat cookies with a big tall glass of Milk

Minnie

Ohhhhh i have some nice hot cookies coming out of the oven come help me decorate them we can have all kinds of fun

Minnie

So you think stomping those feet will get you what you want you must since that is what you do alot and all it gets you is me laughing at you and then there you go stomping those feet even more so.


Minnie

Its almost time for those special cookies you love so good better hop on over here to my place and help me bake them up so when they come out of that oven you can get them while they are hot.


Minnie

Dang i need a long vacation or a nice yummy butt to put some blisters on


Minnie

So very true stinky britches and what is bad is when that person or even yourself says whatever might be going on is not something that person really wants to hear they seem to totally block it out

thank you stinky britches

Minnie

You ask what is up or what is going on now seriously do you really want to know or are you being nice so now tell the thruth which is it


Minnie

Ok now here i go and plan a nice few days off and all it wants to do is freaking rain and what tops it off the dang fish wasn't cooperating at at Aargh

Minnie

Yummy decided to get back into baking some cookies so i know all these babies and sissies loves chocolate chip cookies so come and get yours

Minnie