Phone A Mommy

It's that time of year again: the sun's out, the air's warming up, and all the babies want to do is run around in the grass in just your diaper. I have to say, I'm looking forward to having them home, but mommies: we have some education of our own to do this summer, am I right?

After all, we wouldn ...

Hello, naughty little boys and girls!

I'm curious about your deepest desires. I'd like to know what your favorite punishment is. Is it being tied into a frilly dress? Is it putting on pointy high heels that hurt? How many layers of diapers do you like to have under that frilly dress?

AMA on mine!

Well lovey, I'm certainly still here! I'm sorry that you feel neglected; we would never want you to feel lonely! Maybe it's just that they haven't had time to write? I know I've fallen off the radar lately, but now I'm trying to get back into the swing of things. What have I missed on the boards ...