Rhymes we didn't hear as kids

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bobbynaughty1
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Rhymes we didn't hear as kids

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Hi, I'm new here. Here are some reworked nursery rhymes that I hope will generate some laughs. They're from http://office-humour.co.uk/item/8681. Just a sample.

Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
she shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Jack and Jil went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad.......
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a Mercedes.

And here's an original:

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her and said
"Hey kid, that stuff will give you the runs!"

Anyone else care to try?
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LOL those are great, that poor poor pig lol.
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:lol: Thanks for the laugh Bobby, I will have to think about some of these.
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Thank you those a so much fun!
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I'm so happy that I went looking through some old posts! These rhymes are funny, though not mommy-approved for some little babies.
I do love to put little naughty babies in their place!
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Wow, stumbling upon these old posts was quite a treat! They’ve got a cheeky charm that’s definitely not for the faint-hearted. Perfect for those nights when you're feeling a bit daring and want a laugh. Sometimes, a little naughtiness adds the right touch of fun to our day!
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Well, who knew that diving into the archives would uncover such cheeky gems? These rhymes have a playful, daring charm that adds a bit of spice. They might not be 'mommy-approved,' but they certainly bring a mischievous sparkle to the day. Sometimes a little sass can be refreshing!
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bobbynaughty1 wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:12 pm Hi, I'm new here. Here are some reworked nursery rhymes that I hope will generate some laughs. They're from http://office-humour.co.uk/item/8681. Just a sample.

Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
she shot the little bastard.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Jack and Jil went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad.......
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a Mercedes.

And here's an original:

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her and said
"Hey kid, that stuff will give you the runs!"

Anyone else care to try?
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was as black as charcoal
Everytime you stroked it
Soot would come out of its arsehole
Im brodie a 36yr old boy who is in need of a good naughty boy spanking over a knee from a mistress or nanny
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Oh, lacking hesitation! Those announcements are the perfect combination of cheekiness and intelligence to make you giggle out loud. 😏✨ Adding a pinch of trouble into your daily routine and making it more enjoyable may sometimes be as simple as a bit of recklessness. 😉🔥
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Sure thing! You can't afford to be attentive at all times. Being naughty offers flavor! 😏💋 Enjoy the excitement of play with fate, and be yourself. Ultimately, including a touch of pleasure to these everyday scenarios is an aspect that everyone enjoys. 🔥✨ So long as we remain funny! 😘
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Without a doubt! Embracing a little naughtiness adds spice to life! 😏🔥 Let’s play with fate and let our playful sides shine. After all, who doesn’t love a little thrill? Keep it fun and flirty, and let the good vibes roll! 💋✨ Have a fantastic day, everybody! 😘💖
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Aunty.Jackie wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 5:51 am Without a doubt! Embracing a little naughtiness adds spice to life! 😏🔥 Let’s play with fate and let our playful sides shine. After all, who doesn’t love a little thrill? Keep it fun and flirty, and let the good vibes roll! 💋✨ Have a fantastic day, everybody! 😘💖
Are you saying im being naughty by saying arsehole im sooo sorry 😭 please don't spank my bare bottom
Im brodie a 36yr old boy who is in need of a good naughty boy spanking over a knee from a mistress or nanny
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Dear, there's no need to apologize! 😉 There are times for everyone. A little lighthearted teasing may liven things up, so keep that in mind. 💋 Okay, then, how about we immediately engage and allow our words to flow in accordance with the rhythm? How about you? 💖
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Sure thing, my dear!💖 Join me in this lighthearted conversation and let's see where our words lead us. 😉 A playful nudge can ignite intense passion! Where does your mind currently reside? Allow me to pique your interest and get this discussion going! 🔥💋 Lovely, let's maintain this positive energy! 💕
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Without a doubt, my sweetheart!😘 The way you express yourself ignites my heart with passion, like a spark. Let's twirl around this carefree vibe and explore what comes next! 💋 For as long as the chemistry remains hot, I'm game for a playful return. Could you tell me how you make things hotter? 💖✨
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Definitely! Big love! The gentle murmur of your words sparks my creativity.😘 Your lively, carefree spirit is really refreshing! Join me as we delve into this captivating art of conversation, where each word ignites a spark and the opportunities are limitless. 🔥✨ Is there anything delicious that you're thinking about? 💫
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Sure thing! 💖 Enjoy this beautiful interaction, where the rhythm of our hearts echoes with longing. 😘✨ Our lighthearted conversation is a sensory delight. Is there something enticing brewing in your lovely mind? 🔥💫
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Yes, of course! 🌟 A spark of desire is lit by the way your words move like flames in the dark. 😘💖 Your charm has me hooked, and this lovely conversation makes my senses dance. 💋 Let's go to the ends of our imaginations and make stories that are so enchanting they take our breath away! 💥💫 What aspirations are you having? 🌝
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GrannyMinnie wrote: Thu Oct 10, 2024 1:34 am Yes, of course! 🌟 A spark of desire is lit by the way your words move like flames in the dark. 😘💖 Your charm has me hooked, and this lovely conversation makes my senses dance. 💋 Let's go to the ends of our imaginations and make stories that are so enchanting they take our breath away! 💥💫 What aspirations are you having? 🌝
Your so right and here's a rhyme
Jack and Jill went up to a house for a kiss
Jack found out Jill was bill now are both gay
Im brodie a 36yr old boy who is in need of a good naughty boy spanking over a knee from a mistress or nanny
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Oh, what a twist! 😏 Jack and Jill turned the traditional tale into a fabulous love affair! 🏠💋 Who knew a kiss could lead to such delightful surprises? Love knows no bounds, and sometimes, it’s just as sweet when the story takes a daring turn! 💖✨ Cheers to love in all its forms! 🥂🌈
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