I once knew a mommy named Lexy
who was oh so incredibly sexy
she turned men into sissies
inspite of their histories
with methods that were very complexy
here is a favorite of mine (that I did not Create.
There once was a woman named Rhoda
Who built a fantastic Pagoda
The walls of it halls
were festooned with the balls
And the tools of the fools who bestrode her
Soccer Mom Gina came clean
that she wanted to do the whole team
They were stripped to their braces
and put through their paces
Until many just wanted to scream
