Phone A Mommy

Mommy usually buys some rubber pants for her boy greg because he likes when she puts them on him over his regular diapee's.. seeing him sometimes listen for that rustling sound that the plastic makes aswell as that crinkle, he even makes the sounds on purpose when he touches or rubs his plastic pant or his diaper even scooting around on the floor during playtime. but recently she's noticed that they started to go missing little by little everytime she went to go and grab a new fresh one out of the changing tables drawer, there would be eight there and the next thing she knew when she's look back there would be seven or six, she just let it be, then it happened again down to five when she was making dinner for him and he was left alone in the nursery playing for a moment on his own, when she checked...because she did check again after the first moment she thought she might have accidentally thrown some away or they might have fallen when she pulled one out and she didn't know...
Nope, not under the changing table or anywhere near the trash cans. which was strange.. so she went to ask him, "some of your plastic pants are missing, did you move them somewhere?" she asked and he shook his head and said "I unno mommy" before I started to go looking.
not under his crib. neither behind the toilet, the bathtub, or in the bathroom cabinets...but I did find some of them in mommies bedroom closed hidden behind one of her blue dresses. oh dear he's been hiding them all along, what a funny little he is thinking he could just hide them away.