Phone A Mommy

I love to write limericks!

For anyone who needs a refresher, limericks are 5-line poems where lines 1, 2 and 5 have seven to ten syllables and rhyme with each other.
Lines 3-4 have five to seven syllables and rhyme with each other.

Here's a fun example for my favorite abies!

There once was an Abie named Tommy,
Who just loved to submit to his dommy!
His diaper got droopy
When he filled it with poopie,
So he asked for a change from his Mommy!

-Mommy Crissy

Hi Crissy


You dont know what you have started, but, now that the Genie is out of the bottle.


There once was a Mommy named Crissy

Who found an ABie quite prissy.

She dressed him for thrills,

in ruffles and frills

And now he's forever her Sissy.



Giggles all around

Babysuzy

Ok Crissy Remember you have to protect me.




There once was a Dommy named Scarlet
Who frequently played like a harlot
She would do any man
As fast as she can
And then..Oh no,Wait, That is Ava



With the deepest love and respect for you all

Please dont kill me.

Babysuzy

There once was a baby named Cammie
Who was quite the hammie
When mommy crissy saw a goose banking
She gave baby cammie quite the spanking
Now she has a babysitter named Tammy

How is this one?

Hi all

Here is one for Sara




There once was a woman named Sara
Who met a young man out at Tara
When Halloween came
He said "This is lame"
'Cause she dressed him as Scarlet O'Hara

See they dont all have to me dirty.

Babysuzy

There once was an arrogant meanie
Who couldn't stop stroking his weenie
'Til Jenna came by
And said, "My, my, my ...
How DO you grip something so teeny?!?"

This one is for mommy sara

Alf was on a trip to Melmac
He really was craving a Big Mac
Mommy Sara hand spanks Alf
Alf's spanking was only half
Hugs all around, Mommy Sara is back.

What do you think?

Here is one for you Minnie

While sitting one day Granny Minnie
Said Quote "Babysuzy you Ninny"
You cant do your chores
Like scrubbing my floors
Without your new knee pads and Pinny


giggles

Babysuzy

where will the madness stop


A fine young hot Nanny named Ella
was dating an interesting fella
she was feeling quite chipper
til he stole her Glass slipper
and announced he was now Cinderella


Hi Ella


Babysuzy

and one for the lone star state


There once was a Texan named Star
Who picked up a man in a bar
She found herself betting
He soon would be wetting
Now he has his own seat in her car.


Raze him well


Babysuzy

There once was a girl named Lacy
Who was an expert on all things spacey.
If you could use a good probe
or don't need your front lobe,
she'll put a big smile on your face-y!

There once was a baby named Betsy
who found joy in making a wetsy!
She reached in her nappy,
Gave her pussy a tappy --
A soaked diaper did not make her fretsy!

Ok Here I Go.
Not too good at this... So I just gave it a try. lol




There once was a girl named Janey
who's just oh so brainy!
Her hair is yellow
And life is so mellow
Cause everything to her is plainey

Hi all

Another i hope you enjoy

There once was a Mommy named Maggy
who's ABie was acting quite draggy
She treated his ills
with laxative pills
and now he's in diapers quite saggy

Have a great day

Babysuzy

Hi AvA

Hope you like this one better than the last. giggle



A Lovely young woman named AvA
Had attributes many men sava
They dined on her muff
Because she was buff
But mostly because of it's flava

Love

Babysuzy

Here is one for Janey

I once knew a sweet girl named Janey
Who had habits some would find zany
She'd turn all the boys
into helpess toys
but none of them seemed too complainy.


Have a great night

Babysuzy

Hi all



I once had a sister named Katie
with appetites quite hard to satie
reaching down with her digit
and diddle her widget
in pastimes that were quite masturbatie

Stay Naughtie

Babysuzy

I know a lovely girl named Mandy
she has all of the boys feeling randy
she so teases them all
in love they still fall
cause her laugh is as sweet as candy

Hi All


I know a hot Mommy named Sue
Who always knows just what to do
She diapers my tushie
with Bambino or Cushie
And then makes me fill them with poo

Hope you are having a great summer Sue

Babysuzy

MommyLizabeth wrote:I know a lovely girl named Mandy
she has all of the boys feeling randy
she so teases them all
in love they still fall
cause her laugh is as sweet as candy

thank you soo much Mommy Liz, i love it!!!!!