Phone A Mommy

Bad Pick Up Line

This guy was walking down the street and he bumped into a really hot girl.

"Hello, sexy!" He said while stopping in front of her "What's your name?"

She didn't answer.

"Well, my name is Barry"

"Okay" she said "Barry what?"

"I can't really pronounce it, so I'll write it down"

So he wrote it down.

She read allowed, "Madickenewe. Barry Madickinewe."

She slapped him and stormed off.


Piodeeffeme

LOL! Too funny! got any more?


Gina

rotf lmao lolololol!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....THUMP!!!! (that's me laughing so hard I fell out of my chair!)

Lmao I had to read it 3 times before I got it.....hahahahha god I feel stupid

Yeah, I'm slow. Had to laugh. I had to read the last name.

Reminds me of when I went out bar-hopping many years ago. I heard some of the worst pick-up lines ever. I would cringe at the poor guy's attempt at trying to pick-up a lady. Very painful, yet funny to watch. Me, I just wanted a beer and maybe some fun. No guarantees though. That, and watching how the guys tried so hard in trying to pick-up a gal. It was hilarious.

Me and my pals always figured play it cool, play it classy. If a girl was giving you the eye, buy her a drink via the bartender. He or she would say that "this drink is compliment of the gentleman over there" or something like that.
An easy enough approach. If she wasn't interested, then don't count on any further contact. If she was interested, then she may come on by your table or booth.

It's all social engineering at that level. And even when she may come over to you, you will find out very quickly if she's someone you may want to "continue" with.

At least that's how I did it. Those were the days. My oh my.

I usually played it cool at the bar when I was alone. I might even read the paper a bit, nurse my drink, and all the while checking out what was going on in a manner that wasn't too obvious.

Pick-up lines? I never tried them. I sure met some interesting people though.

Now I just go to my favorite neighborhood bar where they know me. I get a beer or two, a burger, shoot some pool, and that's about it. I still see the guys trying horrible pick-up lines. Nothing really changes.

Cute little joke, welcome to the forum too.

LOL!! funny joke! Waiting for the next one

hi, that was a funny one impepobiori

For any Monty Python fans, I'm very glad it wasn't the best joke ever written--the killer joke. It was used as a weapon of war, and translated in separate parts so the allies wouldn't literally die laughing. This joke had to be handled with extreme caution due to it's deadly outcome.

Once translated into German which most of the allied troops could not understand, it became quite lethal when told under heavy fire as the story has been told.

Okay. I'm nuts, but I'm having fun

Happy October everyone!

LMAO I like that!! TOOO FUNNY!!

hahahaha your very funny sweety!