Phone A Mommy

I forgot. Happy Halloween everybody! I got too busy to do a proper Borg costume, so I figure a hillbilly will have to suffice. I come from some really good hillbilly stock, so it should be easy.

Happy Halloween sweetheart. Are you coming to the chat slumber party?

So what did you end up doing for Halloween in your hillbilly costume jj?

I did the too big jeans with the rips and patches, a rope fer a belt, blacked out sum of mah teef, mussed up ma hair, and put on an old work shirt with them thar coffee stains along with an ol' straw hat. Didn't have no shoes on, but us hillbilly types don't believe in fancy foot thangs any how. Had a home rolled cigarette (no, NOT that kind thank yew), and pretended a chaw o' tobacky with a big wad o' bubble gum. I worked out perty well I reckon.

LOL pinkluvs!!! How did ur hillbilly costume turn out?

Yep, I get it. Y'all think I be just a hillbilly with bad clothes and missin' teef. Well, I'm learned in that book skooling ya know. I knows when somes is tryin' ta make a joke, yup!
Never you mind my fashion statement thar. We all know how to make clothes last a good long time. Why my mama made diapers out of burlap tater sacks. She got the outhouse training done perty quick since burlap ain't comfy y'all know. But we stole them diapers of'n the rich folks lines, and sure fooled her. Got a whippin' and a diaperin' that's for sure though
Ah thinks I have a story here.

Why I sure would like to be diapered by a nice hillbilly gal with all the fancy soft diapers an' plastic pants.

My hillbilly costume turned out great! I even found an old pipe my grandpa used to smoke. I didn't smoke anything in it, but people thought my "git up" was funny!

Awesome sound fun! Love to see a pic