Potty training is hard
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 7:16 am
So recently I've had this potty training fantasy in mind and I thought I'd share it with you all because, well... I don't have a reason, just thought it'd be fun.
So it starts out in the neighbors apartment. I come home from school absolutely bursting to pee, but I forgot my keys and my apartment door is locked. My pretty blonde 30 something neighbor notices me standing outside and tells me I can hangout with her and her girlfriend Jane until my mommy gets back. I've had a crush on her for forever and don't hesitate to accept. Once inside she notices me fidgeting, but just ignores it. She hands me a glass of water and sits down on the couch with her girlfriend as they both start to ask me about my day at the high school. I'm still doing the famous "potty dance" but remember that I'm still wearing a pull up because of some recent accidents, and try to act natural. Just as I bend over to put my backpack down I hear a giggle and then my neighbors girlfriend asks "So how long have you been back in pampers sweetie? 18 is umm ..a little old for those". The back of my pull up must of stuck out. Not knowing what to say, I decide to be honest and tell them I've been wearing training pants for some recent daytime accidents. Both ladies are intrigued and ask if I'll take my pants off so they can see. Once my pants are off tell me I look cute, but there's no such thing as training pants, just baby pampers and big boy pants. As all of this is going on, I do a 3 second dribble of pee. I start agreeing with my neighbor and her girlfriend but plead with them to let me go potty. By this time I really have to go poo as well. My neighbor gets a mischievous grin and stats walking towards me. She says in a sweet as sugar voice, "Honey, Jane and I have plenty of extra diapers here from when we babysit. Why don't you just go potty right here...in your pants. Oh come on, it won't be so bad. Pee pee in your pampers for us." At this point I can't hold it and completely flood my pull up. Both ladies applaud with approval, but notice I still appear anxious. Jane gets the point and asks "Does Mr Tinkle Pants need to go poo poo too?" I nod my head as she places her hand on my bottom. As I began to let it out she starts making comments like "Omg, 18 years old and still just standing on the rug making poopy pampers. I can't believe you still poop your pants. Finish up stinky bum, you need a change, pee yew." As I finish up, I see my neighbor getting out a diaper bag. As both girls start to change me they ask "Same time tomorrow?"
Just something fun I had on my mind. Hope everyone enjoys my FIRST EVER post here and if it's in the wrong section, I apologize. Thanks for reading!
So it starts out in the neighbors apartment. I come home from school absolutely bursting to pee, but I forgot my keys and my apartment door is locked. My pretty blonde 30 something neighbor notices me standing outside and tells me I can hangout with her and her girlfriend Jane until my mommy gets back. I've had a crush on her for forever and don't hesitate to accept. Once inside she notices me fidgeting, but just ignores it. She hands me a glass of water and sits down on the couch with her girlfriend as they both start to ask me about my day at the high school. I'm still doing the famous "potty dance" but remember that I'm still wearing a pull up because of some recent accidents, and try to act natural. Just as I bend over to put my backpack down I hear a giggle and then my neighbors girlfriend asks "So how long have you been back in pampers sweetie? 18 is umm ..a little old for those". The back of my pull up must of stuck out. Not knowing what to say, I decide to be honest and tell them I've been wearing training pants for some recent daytime accidents. Both ladies are intrigued and ask if I'll take my pants off so they can see. Once my pants are off tell me I look cute, but there's no such thing as training pants, just baby pampers and big boy pants. As all of this is going on, I do a 3 second dribble of pee. I start agreeing with my neighbor and her girlfriend but plead with them to let me go potty. By this time I really have to go poo as well. My neighbor gets a mischievous grin and stats walking towards me. She says in a sweet as sugar voice, "Honey, Jane and I have plenty of extra diapers here from when we babysit. Why don't you just go potty right here...in your pants. Oh come on, it won't be so bad. Pee pee in your pampers for us." At this point I can't hold it and completely flood my pull up. Both ladies applaud with approval, but notice I still appear anxious. Jane gets the point and asks "Does Mr Tinkle Pants need to go poo poo too?" I nod my head as she places her hand on my bottom. As I began to let it out she starts making comments like "Omg, 18 years old and still just standing on the rug making poopy pampers. I can't believe you still poop your pants. Finish up stinky bum, you need a change, pee yew." As I finish up, I see my neighbor getting out a diaper bag. As both girls start to change me they ask "Same time tomorrow?"
Just something fun I had on my mind. Hope everyone enjoys my FIRST EVER post here and if it's in the wrong section, I apologize. Thanks for reading!
