The Church Pews
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:02 pm
Lily was sitting on a Church Pew one morning,
with 6 month-old Marty on her lap,
when the ladies sitting next to her wrinkled up their noses.
It smelled like Marty had pooped his pants.
Lily smiled a motherly smile. It wasn't poop she told them, it was just stinky gas from all the broccoli she had fed him. When Lily started feeding Marty Broccoli, she noticed a little more noise in the diaper department, and a few wrinkled up noses at Church.
"Shooooo-wee Marty! I think I smell something.
Goodness gracious! It smells like somebody just tooted.
Shooooo! I think somebody had Beans and Broccoli this morning.
Yeah, somebody's making stinky toots in their pants. Shoooo!"
Then, half-way through the Church service,
Marty made a loud rumble in his pants,
as his Mother smiled a motherly smile.
"Uh, oh, I think somebody's pooping their pants. Goodness!
Mommy just felt something. Yes she did. That was a big toot.
Goodness gracious! Marty's toot'n up a storm in his pants.
Yeah, I think somebody's trying to fill their britches. Yes I do.
Goodness! I think somebody's doing something in their pants."
As Marty sat on his Mother's lap,
the beans and Broccoli worked their magic.
There was no red face, no loud grunts, and no hard straining.
Just a soft gassy poop filling the seat of Marty's pants.
"Uh, oh, I think somebody's pooping their pants.
Yeah, I know what Marty's doing. Uh, oh! Hims just tooted again.
Goodness gracious! Hims is awful busy on Mommy's lap.
Yeah, I think somebody's gonna need their pants changed.
Uh, oh, I just felt another toot. Goodness, gracious!
Yeah, I think somebody's awful busy filling their britches.
Goodness! I think Marty's doing something in his pants!"
Lily then pulled back Marty's cloth diaper,
and smiled a warm, motherly smile.
The Beans and Broccoli were working their magic.
Marty was making a nice soft poopy for his Mother.
It was just the right color and softness that Lily wanted.
"Shoooo-wee! I know what Marty's busy doing! Shooooo!
Goodness gracious! Little baby Marty's filling his britches!
Yeah, hims is awful busy pooping hims pants. Shoooo!
Somebody's filling up their britches for mommy! Goodness."
As Lily checked his pants,
all the pretty mommies sitting in the Church Pews,
were smiling warm, motherly smiles.
The gassy baby was pooping his pants in Church,
making all kinds of noise in his britches.
"Goodness gracious! Somebody sure is filling their britches!
Yeah, I think I feel something warm in Marty's pants.
Goodness! Marty's awful busy filling his britches. Shooooo!
Hims is toot'n up a storm, and pooping hims pants.
Yeah, somebody's filling their britches. Shoooooo-wee!"
With her hand undernieth his diapered bottom, Lily felt every toot that Marty made in his pants. She was smiling a warm, motherly smile, as she felt Marty's diaper expand and balloon out.
"Uh, oh, I know what Marty's busy doing! Shoooo-wee!
Goodness! Hims is awful busy pooping hims pants.
Yeah, Marty's doing something in his britches. Yes hims is!
Somebody's gonna need their diaper changed. Goodness!
I smell something! Shoooo-wee! I smell poopy pants!"
As the pungent aroma of poop filled the Church Pews.
Lily giggled and wrinkled up her nose,
as she playfully waved her hand to shoo-away the smell.
"Shoooo-wee Marty! You sure are making stinky pants.
Yeah, somebody's awful busy filling their britches! Shoooo!
Oh my goodness! I know what Marty's busy doing! Yes I do!
Hims is awful busy pooping hims pants! Shoooo-wee! Shoooooo!"
As the pungent aroma of poop wafted up from Marty's pants,
his Mother playfully fanned her face, and wrinkled up her nose.
She was rolling her eyes, and shooing away the smell,
as Marty filled his pants with a soft, gassy poop.
"Shoooo-wee! Goodness gracious! I know what Marty's doing!
Yeah, hims is awful busy doing something in hims pants.
Goodness! Somebody's filling their britches for Mommy!
Oh shooooo! I smell something! My goodness Marty! Shooo!"
After Marty stopped grunting Lily checked his diaper.
"Shoooo-wee Marty!" She said, pulling back his diaper.
"Goodness! Somebody really messed their britches this morning!
Yeah, somebody just pooped their pants. Shoooo-wee!
Goodness! I know what Marty just did, he just filled his britches!
Shoooo-wee! Hims just pooped hims pants for Mommy!"
Lily then laid Marty down on the Church Pew,
and changed his poopy diaper in front of everybody.
All the pretty mommies were smiling,
and playfully fanning their faces,
as the smell of poop wafted up from the Church Pew.
"Shooo-wee! Somebody really pooped their pants, didn't they?
Yeah, little Marty really filled his britches. Yes hims did!
Hims tooted up a storm and pooped hims pants! Shoooooo!"
As his Lily was removing his pants, all the pretty mommies were watching. No one was offended that Lily was changing a poopy diaper on a Church Pew. At Lily's Church, it was common for babies to fill their pants durring Church services, and get their poopy bottoms cleaned and powdered on the Church Pews.
Lily was smiling as all the pretty mommies watched her unpin Marty's diaper. Oh what a poopy bottom Marty had!
"Oh Marty! Shoooo-wee! Oh my goodness gracious! Shooooo!
Mommy smells something, doesn't she? Goodness gracious!
Somebody made stinky pants for Mommy! Shooooo-Wee!"
Then his Mother held him by the ankles, and wiped his poopy bottom with a washcloth. Lily was smiling a warm, motherly smile as she lovingly wiped his poopy bottom, and teased him about filling his pants in Church.
"Goodness! Hims got a messy, poopy bottom! Yes hims does!
Shoooo-wee! Somebody really messed their britches!
Yeah, the baby pooped hims pants. Yes hims did!
Marty tooted and filled his britches in Church! Shoooo-wee!"
After she cleaned his poopy bottom,
Lily turned Marty over onto his tummy,
and powdered him with sweet-smelling baby powder.
All the pretty mommies were smiling a warm, motherly smiles,
as Lily powdered his chubby bottom on the Church Pew.
"Goodness! Somebody's getting their chubby bottom powdered.
Hims is getting powdered, cause somebody pooped their pants.
Yes they did! Baby Marty filled his britches, didn't he? Goodness!"
Lily loved to powder Marty's chubby bottom!
She smiled and cooed to her baby, as he laid on his tummy,
getting his fat, chubby bottom powdered on a Church Pew.
"My goodness! Somebody's getting their bottom powdered.
Yeah, the baby's getting his bottom powdered. Yes hims is!
Mommy had to change some stinky pants, didn't she?
Yes hers did! My goodness! The Baby pooped his britches.
Yeah, Mommy had to change a poopy diaper. Shooo-wee!"
After Marty was powdered and diapered,
his Mother held him in her arms and fed him a bottle.
All the pretty mommies were smiling.
The smell of poop and baby powder filled the Church Pews,
as Lily hummed a nursery rhyme and smiled a motherly smile.
THE END
with 6 month-old Marty on her lap,
when the ladies sitting next to her wrinkled up their noses.
It smelled like Marty had pooped his pants.
Lily smiled a motherly smile. It wasn't poop she told them, it was just stinky gas from all the broccoli she had fed him. When Lily started feeding Marty Broccoli, she noticed a little more noise in the diaper department, and a few wrinkled up noses at Church.
"Shooooo-wee Marty! I think I smell something.
Goodness gracious! It smells like somebody just tooted.
Shooooo! I think somebody had Beans and Broccoli this morning.
Yeah, somebody's making stinky toots in their pants. Shoooo!"
Then, half-way through the Church service,
Marty made a loud rumble in his pants,
as his Mother smiled a motherly smile.
"Uh, oh, I think somebody's pooping their pants. Goodness!
Mommy just felt something. Yes she did. That was a big toot.
Goodness gracious! Marty's toot'n up a storm in his pants.
Yeah, I think somebody's trying to fill their britches. Yes I do.
Goodness! I think somebody's doing something in their pants."
As Marty sat on his Mother's lap,
the beans and Broccoli worked their magic.
There was no red face, no loud grunts, and no hard straining.
Just a soft gassy poop filling the seat of Marty's pants.
"Uh, oh, I think somebody's pooping their pants.
Yeah, I know what Marty's doing. Uh, oh! Hims just tooted again.
Goodness gracious! Hims is awful busy on Mommy's lap.
Yeah, I think somebody's gonna need their pants changed.
Uh, oh, I just felt another toot. Goodness, gracious!
Yeah, I think somebody's awful busy filling their britches.
Goodness! I think Marty's doing something in his pants!"
Lily then pulled back Marty's cloth diaper,
and smiled a warm, motherly smile.
The Beans and Broccoli were working their magic.
Marty was making a nice soft poopy for his Mother.
It was just the right color and softness that Lily wanted.
"Shoooo-wee! I know what Marty's busy doing! Shooooo!
Goodness gracious! Little baby Marty's filling his britches!
Yeah, hims is awful busy pooping hims pants. Shoooo!
Somebody's filling up their britches for mommy! Goodness."
As Lily checked his pants,
all the pretty mommies sitting in the Church Pews,
were smiling warm, motherly smiles.
The gassy baby was pooping his pants in Church,
making all kinds of noise in his britches.
"Goodness gracious! Somebody sure is filling their britches!
Yeah, I think I feel something warm in Marty's pants.
Goodness! Marty's awful busy filling his britches. Shooooo!
Hims is toot'n up a storm, and pooping hims pants.
Yeah, somebody's filling their britches. Shoooooo-wee!"
With her hand undernieth his diapered bottom, Lily felt every toot that Marty made in his pants. She was smiling a warm, motherly smile, as she felt Marty's diaper expand and balloon out.
"Uh, oh, I know what Marty's busy doing! Shoooo-wee!
Goodness! Hims is awful busy pooping hims pants.
Yeah, Marty's doing something in his britches. Yes hims is!
Somebody's gonna need their diaper changed. Goodness!
I smell something! Shoooo-wee! I smell poopy pants!"
As the pungent aroma of poop filled the Church Pews.
Lily giggled and wrinkled up her nose,
as she playfully waved her hand to shoo-away the smell.
"Shoooo-wee Marty! You sure are making stinky pants.
Yeah, somebody's awful busy filling their britches! Shoooo!
Oh my goodness! I know what Marty's busy doing! Yes I do!
Hims is awful busy pooping hims pants! Shoooo-wee! Shoooooo!"
As the pungent aroma of poop wafted up from Marty's pants,
his Mother playfully fanned her face, and wrinkled up her nose.
She was rolling her eyes, and shooing away the smell,
as Marty filled his pants with a soft, gassy poop.
"Shoooo-wee! Goodness gracious! I know what Marty's doing!
Yeah, hims is awful busy doing something in hims pants.
Goodness! Somebody's filling their britches for Mommy!
Oh shooooo! I smell something! My goodness Marty! Shooo!"
After Marty stopped grunting Lily checked his diaper.
"Shoooo-wee Marty!" She said, pulling back his diaper.
"Goodness! Somebody really messed their britches this morning!
Yeah, somebody just pooped their pants. Shoooo-wee!
Goodness! I know what Marty just did, he just filled his britches!
Shoooo-wee! Hims just pooped hims pants for Mommy!"
Lily then laid Marty down on the Church Pew,
and changed his poopy diaper in front of everybody.
All the pretty mommies were smiling,
and playfully fanning their faces,
as the smell of poop wafted up from the Church Pew.
"Shooo-wee! Somebody really pooped their pants, didn't they?
Yeah, little Marty really filled his britches. Yes hims did!
Hims tooted up a storm and pooped hims pants! Shoooooo!"
As his Lily was removing his pants, all the pretty mommies were watching. No one was offended that Lily was changing a poopy diaper on a Church Pew. At Lily's Church, it was common for babies to fill their pants durring Church services, and get their poopy bottoms cleaned and powdered on the Church Pews.
Lily was smiling as all the pretty mommies watched her unpin Marty's diaper. Oh what a poopy bottom Marty had!
"Oh Marty! Shoooo-wee! Oh my goodness gracious! Shooooo!
Mommy smells something, doesn't she? Goodness gracious!
Somebody made stinky pants for Mommy! Shooooo-Wee!"
Then his Mother held him by the ankles, and wiped his poopy bottom with a washcloth. Lily was smiling a warm, motherly smile as she lovingly wiped his poopy bottom, and teased him about filling his pants in Church.
"Goodness! Hims got a messy, poopy bottom! Yes hims does!
Shoooo-wee! Somebody really messed their britches!
Yeah, the baby pooped hims pants. Yes hims did!
Marty tooted and filled his britches in Church! Shoooo-wee!"
After she cleaned his poopy bottom,
Lily turned Marty over onto his tummy,
and powdered him with sweet-smelling baby powder.
All the pretty mommies were smiling a warm, motherly smiles,
as Lily powdered his chubby bottom on the Church Pew.
"Goodness! Somebody's getting their chubby bottom powdered.
Hims is getting powdered, cause somebody pooped their pants.
Yes they did! Baby Marty filled his britches, didn't he? Goodness!"
Lily loved to powder Marty's chubby bottom!
She smiled and cooed to her baby, as he laid on his tummy,
getting his fat, chubby bottom powdered on a Church Pew.
"My goodness! Somebody's getting their bottom powdered.
Yeah, the baby's getting his bottom powdered. Yes hims is!
Mommy had to change some stinky pants, didn't she?
Yes hers did! My goodness! The Baby pooped his britches.
Yeah, Mommy had to change a poopy diaper. Shooo-wee!"
After Marty was powdered and diapered,
his Mother held him in her arms and fed him a bottle.
All the pretty mommies were smiling.
The smell of poop and baby powder filled the Church Pews,
as Lily hummed a nursery rhyme and smiled a motherly smile.
THE END
