Phone A Mommy

What are some of the phrases or statements that ring home about being a baby or being babied:

From a tube of Desitin: apply liberally any time baby will be in wet diapers for an extended period of time.

If you act like a baby, I will treat you like a baby.

That sort of thing...

none that I can think of

"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish..."

Anything by DrSeuss really. *giggles* That's just the first one that came to mind!


Jenna

kiram wrote:
From a tube of Desitin: apply liberally any time baby will be in wet diapers for an extended period of time.

Good topic, and I love the Desitin quote. Some that I like to use on abies are, who's momma's wittle one? and well because babies wear diapers, and you are in a diaper. Things along those lines.

DommyMommyScarlet wrote: Good topic, and I love the Desitin quote. Some that I like to use on abies are, who's momma's wittle one? and well because babies wear diapers, and you are in a diaper. Things along those lines.

As I read your response, I realized that this question could be construed as asking for "confidential" information. Totally, not how I intended it, but I will say that I would bet you have a full arsenal of em!

thanks

kiram

No problem Kiram, I liked the question.

If you are going to act just like a baby,then I am going to dress you and treat you as a wittle babygirl,cutie pie!!!

I'd have to say the statements that don't apply to anyone specific always tend to give my brain a jump-start. For example...

"Somebody needs a nap."

"Somebody's getting fussy."

and the ever-popular...

"Somebody needs a diaper change."

Personally, to me, if I hear someone saying sentences of those nature to a baby or a child, it's hard not for me to retreat into my own mind and want to trade places with said individual.