Phone A Mommy Blog

December 4, 2008

A Splash Of Color

We all can use a splash of color in our lives. I am sending a splash of color out to everyone today. May it bring you joy and happiness. Have a diaper day today and enjoy every little minute of it. *smiles* May you be filled with the scent of baby powder as your diaper touches you in all the right spots. *giggles* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
December 4, 2008

Flowers for Mommies

Don’t you just love those bouquets of flowers that abies pick for their mommies? Some do buy flowers, but hand picked wild flowers always melt my heart. I can be a bit sentimental, and I save dried flowers from special bouquets. Its kind of flower scrap booking. I like to look back over them, and see the variety, and the kindness that went into it. Mommy Scarlet
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for […]
October 17, 2008

FOUND MY COSTUME!!!

Well my sweeties, I finally did it!  I figured out the perfect costume not only for me, but really for any of us. Baby Huey of course! Yes, I am sure some of you may have done it in the past, and you probably did it dress like the guy in the blue suit holding the rubber ducky. I think we did it wrong if it was done that way…we need to dress more like the cartoon character in order to actually pull it off. I am going to wear the little blue hat, little blue shirt, the diaper {of course..lol }, but I am gonna cover the diaper with a pair of matching blue pants that look like rubber pants, then I am gonna find a ducks beak and some kind of duck like […]
October 16, 2008

HOW TO REALLY LOVE A CHILD

I was looking threw some boxes in my closet when I came across something my mom gave me a few months before she passed….. I hope you all dont mind I’m feeling a little melancholy. Be there. Say yes as often as possible. Let them bang on pots and pans. If they’re crabby, put them in water. If they’re unlovable, love yourself. Realize how important it is to be a child. Go to a movie theatre in your pajamas. Read books out loud with joy and expression. Invent treasures together. Remember how really small they really are. Giggle a lot. Surprise them. Say no when necessary. Teach feelings. Heal your own inner child. Learn about parenting. Hug trees together. Make loving safe. Bake a cake and eat it with your hands. Go find elephants and […]
October 15, 2008

Halloween Party for phone A mommy

Hey everyone! Do Not Forget about our super duper Halloween chat part! It’s gonna be so great! Want to know what I am going to be? *giggles* I bet you do. But too bad, your just going to have to wait. I better see everyone there and in a costume. Or I am gonna tell Mommy Scarlet to get out the BIG paddle. *giggles* I just can’t to see everyone all dressed up in their costumes at the Halloween party. Its going to be so much fun and I am going to wear the most amazing diamond diaper for my cute Hollywood baby costume I made all by my self. I can’t wait till I go peepee and poo poo in my diapy and daddy comes ans changes my very filthy messy dirty adult diaper. […]
October 15, 2008

Abdl Party time!

Hey everyone! Do Not Forget about our super duper Halloween chat party! It’s gonna be soo great! Want to know what I am going to be? *giggles* I bet you do. But too bad, your just going to have to wait. I better see everyone there and in a costume. Or I am gonna tell Mommy Scarlet to get out the BIG paddle. *giggles* I think I’m going to bring the special frilly Halloween diapers that i made just for my little abies to wear. they have frilly sides with cute little sparkly pumpkins that are sewn on in the perfect places so they sparkle when your getting a diaper change. Best Baby Betsy
October 14, 2008

What We Believed as Children

Some of us were told things by parents, grandparents or siblings to either scare us, or get us to stop doing something. Here are a few things some parents, siblings and friends told their sons, daughters and friends. I found most of these quite funny. 1. My dad was magic! When we would drive on the freeway in the rain, if he concentrated really hard he could stop the rain, but then one of us kids would mess up his concentration and it would begin again. I only realized many years later that we were driving under overpasses! 2. This belief is now something of a family tradition. My mother, who was never the greatest of chefs, told me (and all my siblings) when i was small that if i didn’t eat all my supper, […]