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January 21, 2009

A nice Little Chat

I was on the phone the other night chatting with one of my abies, he was telling me about his day. It started out bad he woke up late got to work late, didn’t have time to put a diapee on before work. So he was just bumming all day. When he went out to lunch he was standing in line waiting to give his order when he looked at the woman in front of him. She was real pretty small, blonde, as he put it adorable. He was checking her out when he realized her bum looked too big for her body and then he saw what he was hoping to see sticking out from her pants a little bit of a diaper. He was soo excited to see he wasn’t the only one […]
January 3, 2009

NEW DIAPERS

Oh look i just got a new supply of diapers in for my nursery hope all you little diapered babies will come by so mommy Lorraine can try them on you i just thought they were so cute i had to purchase them for the babies.I know your bottoms will look adorable in these so if you get the chance stop by and check them out. Lorraine
January 1, 2009

New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
January 1, 2009

New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends […]
December 4, 2008

A Splash Of Color

We all can use a splash of color in our lives. I am sending a splash of color out to everyone today. May it bring you joy and happiness. Have a diaper day today and enjoy every little minute of it. *smiles* May you be filled with the scent of baby powder as your diaper touches you in all the right spots. *giggles* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
December 4, 2008

Flowers for Mommies

Don’t you just love those bouquets of flowers that abies pick for their mommies? Some do buy flowers, but hand picked wild flowers always melt my heart. I can be a bit sentimental, and I save dried flowers from special bouquets. Its kind of flower scrap booking. I like to look back over them, and see the variety, and the kindness that went into it. Mommy Scarlet
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 15, 2008

Abdl Party time!

Hey everyone! Do Not Forget about our super duper Halloween chat party! It’s gonna be soo great! Want to know what I am going to be? *giggles* I bet you do. But too bad, your just going to have to wait. I better see everyone there and in a costume. Or I am gonna tell Mommy Scarlet to get out the BIG paddle. *giggles* I think I’m going to bring the special frilly Halloween diapers that i made just for my little abies to wear. they have frilly sides with cute little sparkly pumpkins that are sewn on in the perfect places so they sparkle when your getting a diaper change. Best Baby Betsy