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December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends […]
December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress – like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! Lacy things … Missin’, Didn’t ask … permission, Wearin’ […]
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 14, 2008

What We Believed as Children

Some of us were told things by parents, grandparents or siblings to either scare us, or get us to stop doing something. Here are a few things some parents, siblings and friends told their sons, daughters and friends. I found most of these quite funny. 1. My dad was magic! When we would drive on the freeway in the rain, if he concentrated really hard he could stop the rain, but then one of us kids would mess up his concentration and it would begin again. I only realized many years later that we were driving under overpasses! 2. This belief is now something of a family tradition. My mother, who was never the greatest of chefs, told me (and all my siblings) when i was small that if i didn’t eat all my supper, […]
October 7, 2008

Mommy’s New House

MOMMY SUE has been very busy settling in her new house. I sure do miss having my abies to care for so I have a very special nursery all set up with all your favorite things and some not so favorite things for my naughty abies. Best of all, the nursery connects to MOMMY SUE’s bedroom, but I’d better not catch you sneaking in there, or else ! I’m still saving up for my most treasured wish…..a huge Rocking Horse big enough for MOMMY SUE and abie to ride together. Doesn’t that sound like fun? I have the perfect big window to put it in front of, so it’ll be just like riding a real horsey outside. What a special playtime treat for my good abies! Do you have a treasured wish too? MOMMY SUE […]
October 1, 2008

MOMMY AVA

You need a special mommy that understands you as the unique adult baby that you are! There are a variety of ways that each adult baby or diaper lover may want to live out their fantasy and Mommy Ava has that tender loving care. Mommy Phone Sex with Mommy Ava explores age play in an entertainment forum that’s safe and comfortable. Mommy is sexy, soothing, and gentle with all her babies because she loves them so much. Mommy will pamper you, powder your bottom, and diaper you. Crawl up onto the changing table so we get that wet messy diaper off your delicate bottom and make baby feel fresh and clean! Your sexual release happens when you let mommy take over to satisfy your needs and your helplessness. Experience Mommy Ava and let go of […]
September 25, 2008

Milk Milk Milk

As it gets colder and I start to pull out my sweatshirts and warm jammies I am noticing that all of my babies want to feed more!! My TITS are so FULL of WARM SWEET MILK that I sometimes leak everywhere!! I have to pump a lot…Maybe there is a baby who needs some of my wonderful Mommy’s Milk…these feeders are ready to go!
August 23, 2008

Stormy weather

First I would like to send my hugs and kisses to all my florida AB’s and DL’s. I hope all of you made it through the storm safe and with little or no damage. I want you to know that mommy was thinking about you guys and girls all week, sending you good wishes. I hope to hear from you soon so I do not have to worry about my lil ones. During stormy weather I know some little ones get very scared. All the wind, thunder and lightening can be very frightening. So I like to try and make it fun. You know what mommy does? I make a big fort in the middle of the living room with lots of blankets, sheets and pillows. I get out the flashlights in case the power […]
July 31, 2008

Behave yourself

Some of you who have gotten to know me well, know that I love anything and everything vintage. Most especially the 40’s and 50’s eras. I love vintage lingerie and clothing. I also just love the mothers from back then. They may have been the ones to stay home and raise the family but they were completely in control. Keeping the household running like a finely tuned automobile. I love to take on the role of a Donna Reed type mom. Those dresses she wears with the heels. Looking immaculate while at the ironing board lecturing you about this or that. And look at that bathing suit, it’s to die for.Those women were always the picture of perfection, makeup flawless, in beautiful dresses or skirts with high heels. Standing over you wagging a finger telling […]