Phone A Mommy Blog

November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for […]
October 14, 2008

What We Believed as Children

Some of us were told things by parents, grandparents or siblings to either scare us, or get us to stop doing something. Here are a few things some parents, siblings and friends told their sons, daughters and friends. I found most of these quite funny. 1. My dad was magic! When we would drive on the freeway in the rain, if he concentrated really hard he could stop the rain, but then one of us kids would mess up his concentration and it would begin again. I only realized many years later that we were driving under overpasses! 2. This belief is now something of a family tradition. My mother, who was never the greatest of chefs, told me (and all my siblings) when i was small that if i didn’t eat all my supper, […]
October 7, 2008

Mommy’s New House

MOMMY SUE has been very busy settling in her new house. I sure do miss having my abies to care for so I have a very special nursery all set up with all your favorite things and some not so favorite things for my naughty abies. Best of all, the nursery connects to MOMMY SUE’s bedroom, but I’d better not catch you sneaking in there, or else ! I’m still saving up for my most treasured wish…..a huge Rocking Horse big enough for MOMMY SUE and abie to ride together. Doesn’t that sound like fun? I have the perfect big window to put it in front of, so it’ll be just like riding a real horsey outside. What a special playtime treat for my good abies! Do you have a treasured wish too? MOMMY SUE […]
October 1, 2008

MOMMY AVA

You need a special mommy that understands you as the unique adult baby that you are! There are a variety of ways that each adult baby or diaper lover may want to live out their fantasy and Mommy Ava has that tender loving care. Mommy Phone Sex with Mommy Ava explores age play in an entertainment forum that’s safe and comfortable. Mommy is sexy, soothing, and gentle with all her babies because she loves them so much. Mommy will pamper you, powder your bottom, and diaper you. Crawl up onto the changing table so we get that wet messy diaper off your delicate bottom and make baby feel fresh and clean! Your sexual release happens when you let mommy take over to satisfy your needs and your helplessness. Experience Mommy Ava and let go of […]
September 25, 2008

Big sister

I am a good big sister to little ABies. I love to read stories, sing songs and play games.*big smiles* Mommy taught me how to change diapers and feed the ABies. I love to AB sit when mommy goes out. Maybe we can even play some special games if you promise not to tell mommy. *giggles* I will be the best big sister ever!! ~Little Janey~
September 12, 2008

Forced

I came home from school and quickly rushed by my mommy, trying to make it to my room. “Young lady come here” my mommy called when I was halfway down the hallway. I came trudging back to the kitchen. She started asking me how my day at school was and what we had learned. I tried to keep her from seeing my shorts as I sheepishly answered her questions, but she knew. She got up, crossed the room and took my hands and unclasped them. “Janey, what have you done” she said looking down at the large wet spot between my legs. “Oh mommy I had an accident” I started to cry, “young lady, you know better, big girls don’t wet their panties. You know what this means” she looked down on me sternly. “But, […]
August 26, 2008

Nurse Betty update

I love working here – the Mommies (and Daddy) in all their variations have so much fun in the Nursery. Especially fun are the slumber parties. I hope you will make a point to stop on by – they are always held the first and the fifteenth of the month. No, I’m not posting the times here – too many time zones. The information is on the site, I’m sure you clever ones can find it faster than your Nurse Betty – grin. The clinic is open and I’ve been receiving patients. I want to say thank you (and offer a “well done”) to all you good girls and boys who’ve braved the lion’s den and survived to tell the tale. No one has died yet – either from embarrassment or physical causes – as […]
August 11, 2008

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