Phone A Mommy Blog

September 12, 2008

Forced

I came home from school and quickly rushed by my mommy, trying to make it to my room. “Young lady come here” my mommy called when I was halfway down the hallway. I came trudging back to the kitchen. She started asking me how my day at school was and what we had learned. I tried to keep her from seeing my shorts as I sheepishly answered her questions, but she knew. She got up, crossed the room and took my hands and unclasped them. “Janey, what have you done” she said looking down at the large wet spot between my legs. “Oh mommy I had an accident” I started to cry, “young lady, you know better, big girls don’t wet their panties. You know what this means” she looked down on me sternly. “But, […]
August 23, 2008

Stormy weather

First I would like to send my hugs and kisses to all my florida AB’s and DL’s. I hope all of you made it through the storm safe and with little or no damage. I want you to know that mommy was thinking about you guys and girls all week, sending you good wishes. I hope to hear from you soon so I do not have to worry about my lil ones. During stormy weather I know some little ones get very scared. All the wind, thunder and lightening can be very frightening. So I like to try and make it fun. You know what mommy does? I make a big fort in the middle of the living room with lots of blankets, sheets and pillows. I get out the flashlights in case the power […]
July 31, 2008

Behave yourself

Some of you who have gotten to know me well, know that I love anything and everything vintage. Most especially the 40’s and 50’s eras. I love vintage lingerie and clothing. I also just love the mothers from back then. They may have been the ones to stay home and raise the family but they were completely in control. Keeping the household running like a finely tuned automobile. I love to take on the role of a Donna Reed type mom. Those dresses she wears with the heels. Looking immaculate while at the ironing board lecturing you about this or that. And look at that bathing suit, it’s to die for.Those women were always the picture of perfection, makeup flawless, in beautiful dresses or skirts with high heels. Standing over you wagging a finger telling […]
July 23, 2008

Mommy and Granny

I did a great call last night with ABDL Stacey. We caught our little man playing in mommies room and decided to have some fun with him. Can you imagine? Mommy AND granny catching you in the act. We had a little fun teasing him first of course. Then he got a good spanking, but by the end of the call he was a VERY happy baby. Mommy Josie
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 5, 2008

I Wonder What They Sell In Here

I wish I had a store like this near me. All my lovely little sissies and I could go shopping. I wonder what types of things they have for sale in there. I would love to walk into a store that sold strictly sissy clothing, fancy dresses, silky this and frilly that, full shelves of Rhumba panties. *sigh* What a wonderful thing to think about. Shirley 1 888 430 2010
July 3, 2008

Online Shopping Takes A Turn For The Worst

I enjoy shopping online, it is one of my very favorite things to do. Once in a great while I will splurge on something a bit on the expensive side to wear to functions that I attend. Today, as I was happily looking for something that I will be required to wear to an upcoming formal wedding I happened upon THIS: What in heaven’s name is this? Is it a box? Is it a bag? Is it heating lamp gear? Is it all that and a bag of fries that are being warmed in her left pocket? Not to be put off by a close encounter with brown bag heating lamp woman, I pressed on, and found THIS: I had no idea the Michelin Man had a sister who was into high fashion, but there […]
June 29, 2008

This Just In….

We here at KPAM are deeply saddened and sorry to report that one of America’s favorite Iconic figures died today.  Witness say the victim was taken by surprise as he stepped into the grocery store to purchase some Dixie Cups.  One Witness stated ..”You know, he had it coming, crashing though walls like he did, making stains on rugs and clothes wily nilly, but it’s still sad to see him, sprawled out like that, leaking ice cubes.” If you are squimish or are easily upset we ask that you advert your eyes, the following image is disturbing. It is true, he was very bosterous and loud with his signature phrase, “OH, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Still, he did not deserve this.  One perp has been taken into custody, they were found running down a side street with the […]