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March 6, 2009
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Funny Mom

Click here to see the video Thanx for sharing this with me Kat 🙂 aVa 1 888 430-2010
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March 6, 2009
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AWE OF NATURE

I am always in awe of nature of what it brings into our lives the birds,bees small animals, insects of all kinds but i love the small butterflies that comes to drink the sweet nectar from my lilac bush that blooms these great big purple blooms every year so hopefully i can capture a pic of the butterflies as they surround the lilac bush this year. Minnie
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January 21, 2009
Published by Mommy Maddy at January 21, 2009
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A nice Little Chat

I was on the phone the other night chatting with one of my abies, he was telling me about his day. It started out bad he woke up late got to work late, didn’t have time to put a diapee on before work. So he was just bumming all day. When he went out to lunch he was standing in line waiting to give his order when he looked at the woman in front of him. She was real pretty small, blonde, as he put it adorable. He was checking her out when he realized her bum looked too big for her body and then he saw what he was hoping to see sticking out from her pants a little bit of a diaper. He was soo excited to see he wasn’t the only one […]
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January 1, 2009
Published by Mommy Maddy at January 1, 2009
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New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
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January 1, 2009
Published by Mommy Maddy at January 1, 2009
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New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a special holiday around the world. Although customs vary, the sentiments are the same – health, happiness and success in the year ahead. Here is a look at some traditions and toasts around the world. Spain For each gong of the clock at midnight, people pop a grape into their mouths. Twelve grapes symbolize good luck for each month of the […]
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December 23, 2008
Published by Mommy Maddy at December 23, 2008
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What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends […]
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December 4, 2008
Published by Mommy Maddy at December 4, 2008
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A Splash Of Color

We all can use a splash of color in our lives. I am sending a splash of color out to everyone today. May it bring you joy and happiness. Have a diaper day today and enjoy every little minute of it. *smiles* May you be filled with the scent of baby powder as your diaper touches you in all the right spots. *giggles* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
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November 13, 2008
Published by Mommy Maddy at November 13, 2008
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Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
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October 22, 2008
Published by Mommy Maddy at October 22, 2008
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10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for […]
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