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December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, […]
December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress – like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! Lacy things … Missin’, Didn’t ask … permission, Wearin’ […]
December 4, 2008

A Splash Of Color

We all can use a splash of color in our lives. I am sending a splash of color out to everyone today. May it bring you joy and happiness. Have a diaper day today and enjoy every little minute of it. *smiles* May you be filled with the scent of baby powder as your diaper touches you in all the right spots. *giggles* Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for […]
October 7, 2008

Mommy’s New House

MOMMY SUE has been very busy settling in her new house. I sure do miss having my abies to care for so I have a very special nursery all set up with all your favorite things and some not so favorite things for my naughty abies. Best of all, the nursery connects to MOMMY SUE’s bedroom, but I’d better not catch you sneaking in there, or else ! I’m still saving up for my most treasured wish…..a huge Rocking Horse big enough for MOMMY SUE and abie to ride together. Doesn’t that sound like fun? I have the perfect big window to put it in front of, so it’ll be just like riding a real horsey outside. What a special playtime treat for my good abies! Do you have a treasured wish too? MOMMY SUE […]
October 1, 2008

MOMMY AVA

You need a special mommy that understands you as the unique adult baby that you are! There are a variety of ways that each adult baby or diaper lover may want to live out their fantasy and Mommy Ava has that tender loving care. Mommy Phone Sex with Mommy Ava explores age play in an entertainment forum that’s safe and comfortable. Mommy is sexy, soothing, and gentle with all her babies because she loves them so much. Mommy will pamper you, powder your bottom, and diaper you. Crawl up onto the changing table so we get that wet messy diaper off your delicate bottom and make baby feel fresh and clean! Your sexual release happens when you let mommy take over to satisfy your needs and your helplessness. Experience Mommy Ava and let go of […]
September 9, 2008

Messy Mommy Play

Messy play is one of my favorite past times. There is nothing like mushing around in food or having some whipped cream, custard, strawberries in syrup or chocolate sauce poured all over your body. The feeling is divine! Of course there are many different types of wet and messy fetish play. Why don’t you call me and we can have a buffet lol. Sue 1-888-430-2010