Phone A Mommy Blog

October 1, 2008

MOMMY AVA

You need a special mommy that understands you as the unique adult baby that you are! There are a variety of ways that each adult baby or diaper lover may want to live out their fantasy and Mommy Ava has that tender loving care. Mommy Phone Sex with Mommy Ava explores age play in an entertainment forum that’s safe and comfortable. Mommy is sexy, soothing, and gentle with all her babies because she loves them so much. Mommy will pamper you, powder your bottom, and diaper you. Crawl up onto the changing table so we get that wet messy diaper off your delicate bottom and make baby feel fresh and clean! Your sexual release happens when you let mommy take over to satisfy your needs and your helplessness. Experience Mommy Ava and let go of […]
September 9, 2008

Messy Mommy Play

Messy play is one of my favorite past times. There is nothing like mushing around in food or having some whipped cream, custard, strawberries in syrup or chocolate sauce poured all over your body. The feeling is divine! Of course there are many different types of wet and messy fetish play. Why don’t you call me and we can have a buffet lol. Sue 1-888-430-2010
August 26, 2008

Nurse Betty update

I love working here – the Mommies (and Daddy) in all their variations have so much fun in the Nursery. Especially fun are the slumber parties. I hope you will make a point to stop on by – they are always held the first and the fifteenth of the month. No, I’m not posting the times here – too many time zones. The information is on the site, I’m sure you clever ones can find it faster than your Nurse Betty – grin. The clinic is open and I’ve been receiving patients. I want to say thank you (and offer a “well done”) to all you good girls and boys who’ve braved the lion’s den and survived to tell the tale. No one has died yet – either from embarrassment or physical causes – as […]
August 11, 2008

Offer Not Available In Stores

That’s right, you found it, you found the TROUBLE you have been long searching for.  Call now and receive Malice and Chaos at no extra charge, plus just for calling within the next ten minutes you will receive twice the Trouble you want.  All for the small price of 1.99 a minute plus a 2.50 connection fee (International rates apply).  Operators are standing by. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
July 6, 2008

AB sitting

I have been thinking of a fantasy that I would like to do. It’s a bit naughty and involves a cute babysitter. It goes a little something like this. Daddy needs to get some work done so he invites the cute single mom from down the street over to watch me. She takes good care of me and at the end of the day she puts me in a thick diaper and allows me to nurse. After she puts me down for a nap her and daddy have some naughty fun. *wink* And when I wake up, I come out and catch them, they are surprised but not to surprised to invite me to join in the fun. Each of them work together to show me what it is like to be a “big boy”. […]
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 3, 2008

Missing You All

I miss you all.  Where are you my little ones? Have you forgotten about me? I certainly hope not.  I know it’s summer time and you have vacations and want to get outside and do things, but Mommy misses you all so.  Give me a call soon so I can hear your wonderful voice and give you some hugs and kisses. Mommy Lauren 1-888-430-2010
June 29, 2008

This Just In….

We here at KPAM are deeply saddened and sorry to report that one of America’s favorite Iconic figures died today.  Witness say the victim was taken by surprise as he stepped into the grocery store to purchase some Dixie Cups.  One Witness stated ..”You know, he had it coming, crashing though walls like he did, making stains on rugs and clothes wily nilly, but it’s still sad to see him, sprawled out like that, leaking ice cubes.” If you are squimish or are easily upset we ask that you advert your eyes, the following image is disturbing. It is true, he was very bosterous and loud with his signature phrase, “OH, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Still, he did not deserve this.  One perp has been taken into custody, they were found running down a side street with the […]