Phone A Mommy Blog

December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends […]
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 1, 2008

MOMMY AVA

You need a special mommy that understands you as the unique adult baby that you are! There are a variety of ways that each adult baby or diaper lover may want to live out their fantasy and Mommy Ava has that tender loving care. Mommy Phone Sex with Mommy Ava explores age play in an entertainment forum that’s safe and comfortable. Mommy is sexy, soothing, and gentle with all her babies because she loves them so much. Mommy will pamper you, powder your bottom, and diaper you. Crawl up onto the changing table so we get that wet messy diaper off your delicate bottom and make baby feel fresh and clean! Your sexual release happens when you let mommy take over to satisfy your needs and your helplessness. Experience Mommy Ava and let go of […]
September 25, 2008

Milk Milk Milk

As it gets colder and I start to pull out my sweatshirts and warm jammies I am noticing that all of my babies want to feed more!! My TITS are so FULL of WARM SWEET MILK that I sometimes leak everywhere!! I have to pump a lot…Maybe there is a baby who needs some of my wonderful Mommy’s Milk…these feeders are ready to go!
September 9, 2008

Messy Mommy Play

Messy play is one of my favorite past times. There is nothing like mushing around in food or having some whipped cream, custard, strawberries in syrup or chocolate sauce poured all over your body. The feeling is divine! Of course there are many different types of wet and messy fetish play. Why don’t you call me and we can have a buffet lol. Sue 1-888-430-2010
July 3, 2008

Missing You All

I miss you all.  Where are you my little ones? Have you forgotten about me? I certainly hope not.  I know it’s summer time and you have vacations and want to get outside and do things, but Mommy misses you all so.  Give me a call soon so I can hear your wonderful voice and give you some hugs and kisses. Mommy Lauren 1-888-430-2010
June 29, 2008

This Just In….

We here at KPAM are deeply saddened and sorry to report that one of America’s favorite Iconic figures died today.  Witness say the victim was taken by surprise as he stepped into the grocery store to purchase some Dixie Cups.  One Witness stated ..”You know, he had it coming, crashing though walls like he did, making stains on rugs and clothes wily nilly, but it’s still sad to see him, sprawled out like that, leaking ice cubes.” If you are squimish or are easily upset we ask that you advert your eyes, the following image is disturbing. It is true, he was very bosterous and loud with his signature phrase, “OH, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Still, he did not deserve this.  One perp has been taken into custody, they were found running down a side street with the […]
May 22, 2008

NOT JUST A TEACHER

I am a Real full time ABDL phone mommy-don’t be fooled by ladies claiming to be familiar with your very unique world – don’t waste your time trying to explain yourself and not getting the call you Need as a tender AB/DL that you are. Infantilism is a specialized fetish and no ordinary phone sex service/operator will satisfy. You need a special mommy that understands you as the unique adult baby that you are! There are a variety of ways that each adult baby or diaper lover may want to live out their fantasy and Mommy recognizes that with tender loving care. Experience the freedom to let go of the boring real adult world and come into mine where you’ll experience trust, love, and warmth because a good mommy makes you feel secure, safe, and […]
April 27, 2008

Bath Time

  Why are you half way naked Mommy Sara? Because it’s bath time, and what’s the best way to make sure your little one is clean? Get in the bath tub with them.  At least that is what I like to do 🙂 .  Feeling a little dirty? I would be happy to scrub all those delicate areas for you, and in turn you can wash mine *wink* Mommy Sara