Phone A Mommy Blog

December 23, 2008

What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, at Christmas time their father loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist’s room he loaded with horse manure. That night the father passed by the pessimist’s room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. “Why are you crying?” the father asked. “Because my friends […]
December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress – like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! Lacy things … Missin’, Didn’t ask … permission, Wearin’ […]
November 13, 2008

Would You Like To Swing On A Star?

WATCH THE VIDEO Would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a mule? A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule Or would you like to swing on a star Carry moonbeams home in a jar And be better off than you are Or would you rather be a pig? A pig is an animal with dirt on his face His shoes are a terrible disgrace He has no manners when he eats his […]
October 7, 2008

Mommy’s New House

MOMMY SUE has been very busy settling in her new house. I sure do miss having my abies to care for so I have a very special nursery all set up with all your favorite things and some not so favorite things for my naughty abies. Best of all, the nursery connects to MOMMY SUE’s bedroom, but I’d better not catch you sneaking in there, or else ! I’m still saving up for my most treasured wish…..a huge Rocking Horse big enough for MOMMY SUE and abie to ride together. Doesn’t that sound like fun? I have the perfect big window to put it in front of, so it’ll be just like riding a real horsey outside. What a special playtime treat for my good abies! Do you have a treasured wish too? MOMMY SUE […]
October 1, 2008

MOMMY AVA

You need a special mommy that understands you as the unique adult baby that you are! There are a variety of ways that each adult baby or diaper lover may want to live out their fantasy and Mommy Ava has that tender loving care. Mommy Phone Sex with Mommy Ava explores age play in an entertainment forum that’s safe and comfortable. Mommy is sexy, soothing, and gentle with all her babies because she loves them so much. Mommy will pamper you, powder your bottom, and diaper you. Crawl up onto the changing table so we get that wet messy diaper off your delicate bottom and make baby feel fresh and clean! Your sexual release happens when you let mommy take over to satisfy your needs and your helplessness. Experience Mommy Ava and let go of […]
September 9, 2008

Messy Mommy Play

Messy play is one of my favorite past times. There is nothing like mushing around in food or having some whipped cream, custard, strawberries in syrup or chocolate sauce poured all over your body. The feeling is divine! Of course there are many different types of wet and messy fetish play. Why don’t you call me and we can have a buffet lol. Sue 1-888-430-2010
May 22, 2008

NOT JUST A TEACHER

I am a Real full time ABDL phone mommy-don’t be fooled by ladies claiming to be familiar with your very unique world – don’t waste your time trying to explain yourself and not getting the call you Need as a tender AB/DL that you are. Infantilism is a specialized fetish and no ordinary phone sex service/operator will satisfy. You need a special mommy that understands you as the unique adult baby that you are! There are a variety of ways that each adult baby or diaper lover may want to live out their fantasy and Mommy recognizes that with tender loving care. Experience the freedom to let go of the boring real adult world and come into mine where you’ll experience trust, love, and warmth because a good mommy makes you feel secure, safe, and […]
April 27, 2008

Bath Time

  Why are you half way naked Mommy Sara? Because it’s bath time, and what’s the best way to make sure your little one is clean? Get in the bath tub with them.  At least that is what I like to do 🙂 .  Feeling a little dirty? I would be happy to scrub all those delicate areas for you, and in turn you can wash mine *wink* Mommy Sara
April 13, 2008

a day with Mommy

Hi there precious ones! Did you miss mommy this week? I missed you too. You would have really enjoyed yourself this week.  I had a most special bonding time with one of my real life adult babies. We arranged to meet at my place after he got out of work, because I have a very nice nursery to use with my babies. As soon as he got here I pulled down his pants to see if his diapers needed changing. He wears his diapers all the time under his clothes, it gives him a feeling of security. Sure enough, they were swollen and yellow. “Oh my! Looks like baby made a tinkle. Come over to the changing room honey and mommy will get you nice and clean.” I took his eager hand and led him […]