Phone A Mommy Blog

January 17, 2019

Fun games to play with your naughty AB

Sometimes ABies get too big for their britches (or would that be …  Adult diapers), and need to be taken down a few pegs to remind them who is the boss … who wears the pants and who wears the plastic panties! When you find yourself in that situation, Abdl  Mommy Janey recommends one or more of the following games: 1. “Guess the baby food”: Four or five of your AB’s FAVORITE baby foods are poured into a baby dish, and mixed. You know the favorites …. strained peas, squash, broccoli, spinach? AB sits in his high chair with his bib on and you commence feeding him. After five spoonfuls, he gets a guess as to what is in his baby food. You can tell him which ingredients he has right – but when he gets one wrong or leaves one out, he gets another 5 bites, and another chance. If he eats it all before guessing, no big deal. Another meal will be coming up soon!  2. “Baby Mitts”: AB has to wear a pair of those baby mitts from one of the companies that sell them. Put AB through his paces in the mitts. Trying to remove his clothes, trying to eat by himself, trying to do – well, almost anything. AB will be ever so embarrassed when he must shamefully ask you […]
December 23, 2018

Mommy Janey Abdl Story Time

A big black W on the chart, and a sniffling, red bottomed boarder in the corner. That was the way Abdl Mommy Janey did things at her boarding house! When her boarders moved in, she always instructed them to leave one corner of the room empty. And once they inevitably messed up in some way, and needed that old-fashioned maternal discipline, she obliged. First with a hairbrush applied to the “seat of the problem,” literally, and then some time to contemplate things in the corner.  Most boarders were younger, so this worked well especially with them. Her favorites though were like the one she observed right now. He had wet his bed once, and she caught him. Naturally she came up with a way to help him … a bedwetting star chart. Also, to protect her own investments, a plastic cover on the mattress. She did so enjoy hearing them turn over in their sleep, plastic rustling beneath them. She hadn’t regressed any all the way down to a crib …. YET.  But she DID regress them to Adult diapers. This one would be getting his first diaper in a few minutes, after his corner time. When a W had to go on the chart, they would be spanked. Always bare bottom, always over her knee. Always until they cried – that is cathartic. If […]
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