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July 29, 2009

Flowers

I like any flower that shows happiness. What are your favorite flowers?Jenna 1-888-430-2010
July 29, 2009

Flowers

I like any flower that shows happiness. What are your favorite flowers?Jenna 1-888-430-2010
July 29, 2009

A “Discussion” with a Certain Abie

Sometimes a good ol’ fashioned paddling is just what the doctor ordered. I’ve found this to be true with one particular Abie (you know who you are). This past week we had a little “discussion” about all his bad behavior as of late, and a stern and lengthy paddling was the tool of choice to set him on the straight and narrow. Now let me tell you, this particular abie can be quite stubborn and mischievous – just when I thought he had learned his lesson, he let it slip that he, in fact, was NOT going to cease one of his naughty little habits, but continue to do so instead. Well, let me tell you, this led to a more stern “discussion” with my “handy helper”. But in the end, he saw the error of his ways, and promised to do much better in the future (we shall see). In either case, he had great difficulty sitting down for the next few days as a reminder of our little “discussion”. Mommy Gina
July 22, 2009

Am I ever nice?

Are you the right kind of abie? Or are you just a brat who needs to be brought to tears?Jenna 1-888-430-2010
July 22, 2009

Am I ever nice?

Are you the right kind of abie? Or are you just a brat who needs to be brought to tears?Jenna 1-888-430-2010
July 22, 2009

back to school

I can’t tell you how long it has been that I went back to school after a summer break. One thing that is sooo much fun though is getting crayons, markers, construction paper, and a new backpack though. Sometimes I get me some school supplies just to play with at home. I asked someone (my daddy friend) if I could have a back to school scene. After a long summer Katie was bound to have gotten potty-trained right? Yet I show up with diapers in my backpack and am in thick diapers right then. I can’t wait. Katie
July 22, 2009

back to school

I can’t tell you how long it has been that I went back to school after a summer break. One thing that is sooo much fun though is getting crayons, markers, construction paper, and a new backpack though. Sometimes I get me some school supplies just to play with at home. I asked someone (my daddy friend) if I could have a back to school scene. After a long summer Katie was bound to have gotten potty-trained right? Yet I show up with diapers in my backpack and am in thick diapers right then. I can’t wait. Katie
May 20, 2009

A Walk in the Park

Sometimes my ABies are a little reluctant to go for a walk in the park – especially when I have them dressed to the nines in full baby attire. In these situations I like to put them in a baby harness, complete with hand restraints, to make them a little but more cooperative! Now, to hinder further tantrums, I’ve added a little something special to the harness, *wink*. I have retro-fitted a little shocking device from a dog’s shocking collar to the back of the harness, as well as to the crotch strap. I can then administer and control the amount of punishment needed with my remote device. It might seem a bit harsh, but it will keep the biggest of babies sweet tempered and obedient! So tell me, are you ready for a walk in the park, or should I get the baby harness? Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
May 20, 2009

A Walk in the Park

Sometimes my ABies are a little reluctant to go for a walk in the park – especially when I have them dressed to the nines in full baby attire. In these situations I like to put them in a baby harness, complete with hand restraints, to make them a little but more cooperative! Now, to hinder further tantrums, I’ve added a little something special to the harness, *wink*. I have retro-fitted a little shocking device from a dog’s shocking collar to the back of the harness, as well as to the crotch strap. I can then administer and control the amount of punishment needed with my remote device. It might seem a bit harsh, but it will keep the biggest of babies sweet tempered and obedient! So tell me, are you ready for a walk in the park, or should I get the baby harness? Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
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