Phone A Mommy Blog

January 24, 2016

Bad baby

You’re a bad adult bABy every time mommy turns around you are getting into more trouble aren’t you? I will answer that for you. Yes you are! You will pull out all the toys in the nursery and not pick them up when you are told.  Last week you took the books from the shelves and started ripping the pages out and when I saw what you had done you tried to hide them.You even took off your poopy diaper and left it laying in the middle of the nursery floor for the other little ones to play in. You are a naughty little girl,and Mommy will always find out. Mommy will pull down that adult diaper, put you bottom up across my lap and spank your bare bottom till you learn mommy means business. I will not have any naughty adult bABies. Mommy Tawny’s spankings will straighten you out so call. Tawny (888) 430-2010
June 17, 2008

Biker Chicks

I did a call the other day with our very own Biker Mommy Lorraine. How cool would having a biker chick as your Mom be? I think it would Rulz! Instead of showing up to school in a minivan, you get to get off the back of a Harley/Indian/Norton or whatever lol. I wonder if it’s too late to have Lorraine adopt me. Wishing I had a hog, Cali 1-888-430-2010