July 14, 2008

Personal Ads

You know you look at them lol. I do, just to see what is out there. Here are some that I found funny and would like to share with you. 1. When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I’m 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone! 2. Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister! 3. Seeking clone of last girlfriend (as she was of the one before her) to help me re-enact lifetime of co-dependent behavior. SWM, 38, hair, eyes, etc. 4. To the 57 men who answered my ad, I am now a lesbian. I loved reading everyone of them. Have any of you ever done a personal ad before? Candy 1-888-430-2010
July 14, 2008

Personal Ads

You know you look at them lol. I do, just to see what is out there. Here are some that I found funny and would like to share with you. 1. When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I’m 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone! 2. Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister! 3. Seeking clone of last girlfriend (as she was of the one before her) to help me re-enact lifetime of co-dependent behavior. SWM, 38, hair, eyes, etc. 4. To the 57 men who answered my ad, I am now a lesbian. I loved reading everyone of them. Have any of you ever done a personal ad before? Candy 1-888-430-2010
June 17, 2008

~Being The Princess ~

I like playing I’m a Princess, dressing up pretty for my Daddy/Mommy. I wear a super dooper pretty pink dress, it has lace, and ribbions and a big BOW and when I wear it I serve tea to all my dollies and teddies, just like a little princess like me should *smiles sweetly*. Diaper Girl, Betsy 1-888-430-2010