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July 3, 2008

Online Shopping Takes A Turn For The Worst

I enjoy shopping online, it is one of my very favorite things to do. Once in a great while I will splurge on something a bit on the expensive side to wear to functions that I attend. Today, as I was happily looking for something that I will be required to wear to an upcoming formal wedding I happened upon THIS: What in heaven’s name is this? Is it a box? Is it a bag? Is it heating lamp gear? Is it all that and a bag of fries that are being warmed in her left pocket? Not to be put off by a close encounter with brown bag heating lamp woman, I pressed on, and found THIS: I had no idea the Michelin Man had a sister who was into high fashion, but there she was for the world to see. Again, I pressed forward, determined to find the right evening dress for the wedding, and this is where I made the gravest of mistakes, I typed in Wedding. I cannot even look at this anymore, it boggles my mind, put please, take a peek: Hannibal Lecter has a lovely bride does he not? Perhaps Michele-lin Woman and Keep The Fries Hot Honey are going to attend as well. That would explain their attire. Liz 1-888-430-2010
May 6, 2008

And Here You Thought……

… Mary Poppins was all innocent. I think not, look at those panties! I must admit when I was younger this was my favorite movie. I just loved it. One of the reason’s I’m a Nanny. Now stop looking up Ms. Poppin’s skirt and give me a call. 1 888 430 2010. Sexy Nanny Ella 1-888-430-2010
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