Phone A Mommy Blog

August 18, 2009

Nite Nite

Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod, one night sailed off in a wooden shoe; Sailed off on a river of crystal light into a sea of dew. “Where are you going and what do you wish?” the old moon asked the three. “We’ve come to fish for the herring fish that live in this beautiful sea. Nets of silver and gold have we,” said Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod. The old moon laughed and sang a song as they rocked in the wooden shoe. And the wind that sped them all night long ruffled the waves of dew. Now the little stars are the herring fish that live in that beautiful sea; “Cast your nets wherever you wish never afraid are we!” So cried the stars to the fishermen three – Winkin’, and Blinkin’, and Nod. So all night long their nets they threw to the stars in the twinkling foam. ‘Til down from the skies came the wooden shoe bringing the fisherman home. ‘Twas all so pretty a sail it seemed as if it could not be. Some folks say ’twas a dream they dreamed of sailing that misty sea. But I shall name you the fisherman three – Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod. Now Winkin’ and Blinkin’ are two little eyes and Nod is a little head. And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies is a […]
March 15, 2009

I have a new job!

Actually, I don’t, but one of my friends sent me this picture and asked if I made it.  I guess my smartassiness proceeds me.  But that’s why you ADORE me, and if you do not ADORE me then, pfftttt.  I would say something else but this a rated pg blog and I’m not allowed to say such words. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
February 6, 2009

Something Wicked This Way Comes

The weekend is upon us, and I know I will be busy taking care of some naughty little ones on the phone. You know who you are. Sometimes the loving and nurturing way does not work. Mommies sometimes need to get mean, now don’t get me wrong, it’s done with love, all those spankings and corner time, or being tied up for ones own good. Yes, done with love *chuckle*. Have a wonderfully wicked weekend. Mommy Maggie 1-888-430-2010 madisonsmaggy@yahoo.com
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
November 24, 2008

Remember Those Who Serve Our Country

This time of year is for family and friends. We all get together to celebrate that which we are blessed to have. But there are some who will not be with their families this year, they are the Men and Women who are serving abroad in the Military. Keep those who go where they must in your prayers this Thanksgiving, and also remember to be thankful for them. They help make this country great, and although hardships come and go, it is because of them that we are able to have the freedoms we have. Candy 1-888-430-2010
October 30, 2008

Tomorrow Night

Tomorrow is Halloween incase you didn’t know this. We will be having a chat room Halloween Party, incase you didn’t know this either. Even if you go out for awhile, don’t forget to stop on by and say hello. Also, don’t forget to call the girl of your choice. There is a great low rate that you can take advantage of, so come on in and have some fun 🙂 . Loving all my little ones, Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
October 30, 2008

Tomorrow Night

Tomorrow is Halloween incase you didn’t know this. We will be having a chat room Halloween Party, incase you didn’t know this either. Even if you go out for awhile, don’t forget to stop on by and say hello. Also, don’t forget to call the girl of your choice. There is a great low rate that you can take advantage of, so come on in and have some fun 🙂 . Loving all my little ones, Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
October 26, 2008

Spamalopes and Lions

So which are you? I think I’m more like a Lion.  I really do not care what people think of me or how they see me.  If someone doesn’t like me then hey, that’s on them right? I don’t need to have a million friends to be happy.  When it comes to wearing diapers, meh, if someone sees me then someone sees me.  What would they say anyway? Hey your wearing a diaper! I would be all like, OMG, Really?!?!? How did that get there?!?! People for the most part are spamalopes hoping to blend in and not stand out, I say, try being the Lion, not only will you be a little more confident, but the Prey is better lol. Have a great one. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
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