July 3, 2008

Online Shopping Takes A Turn For The Worst

I enjoy shopping online, it is one of my very favorite things to do. Once in a great while I will splurge on something a bit on the expensive side to wear to functions that I attend. Today, as I was happily looking for something that I will be required to wear to an upcoming formal wedding I happened upon THIS: What in heaven’s name is this? Is it a box? Is it a bag? Is it heating lamp gear? Is it all that and a bag of fries that are being warmed in her left pocket? Not to be put off by a close encounter with brown bag heating lamp woman, I pressed on, and found THIS: I had no idea the Michelin Man had a sister who was into high fashion, but there she was for the world to see. Again, I pressed forward, determined to find the right evening dress for the wedding, and this is where I made the gravest of mistakes, I typed in Wedding. I cannot even look at this anymore, it boggles my mind, put please, take a peek: Hannibal Lecter has a lovely bride does he not? Perhaps Michele-lin Woman and Keep The Fries Hot Honey are going to attend as well. That would explain their attire. Liz 1-888-430-2010
May 6, 2008

Sexy Soccer Mom

There was a song out a few years ago by Everclear called Volvo Driving Soccer Mom and I really liked listening to that song when it was on.  It reminded me of me.  That’s the way guys and boys look at me.  You might not think so from the way I look, I have a plain look about me, but when I walk and talk there is something sexy about me, and I will exploit that sexiness for all it’s worth.  I have so many hot and dirty stories to tell about how I turned mere boys to men.  Call this sexy soccer mom and see for yourself.  ~1.888.430.2010~ Gina