March 9, 2009

Peek A Boo

Where are yooooooooou? Mommy is looking for yooooooooou. Are you under here? Noooooooo. What’s that I hear, are those giggles? Mommy is getting closer, yes her is, Mommy is going to find baby. I see baby toes sticking out from behind the chair, hmmmm. PEEK A BOO! Mommy see’s you! Candy 1-888-430-2010
January 21, 2009

My Precious Little One

I have the most precious little baby that calls me. I just simply adore his little giggle and all the baby sounds he makes. It is almost like having a baby right here with me on my lap. I wrote I Love You on his tummy with my finger so every time he looks down he will know that mommy loves him. Now because I wrote it with my finger it’s invisible to everyone else, but baby jimmy knows it’s there 🙂 . Baby Jimmy when you read this know that Mommy loves you with all her heart, and I look forward to spending time with you every morning, and know that you bring joy to Mommy with your sweet little self. All my love, kisses and hugs, and some for Bear too! Heart Glitter Pictures Your Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzens rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa did have reindeer, hed still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds, and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Add to this the fact that there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repoint bricks in the flue. He would also need to check for carbon monoxide fumes in every gas fireplace, and get under every Christmas tree that is crooked to straighten it to a perfectly upright 90-degree angle. Other reasons why Santa cant possibly be a man: – Men cant pack a bag. – Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. – Men would feel their masculinity is threatened, having to be seen with all those elves. – Men dont answer their mail. – Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.” – Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men. Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. Josie 1 888 430 2010
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzens rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa did have reindeer, hed still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds, and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Add to this the fact that there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repoint bricks in the flue. He would also need to check for carbon monoxide fumes in every gas fireplace, and get under every Christmas tree that is crooked to straighten it to a perfectly upright 90-degree angle. Other reasons why Santa cant possibly be a man: – Men cant pack a bag. – Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. – Men would feel their masculinity is threatened, having to be seen with all those elves. – Men dont answer their mail. – Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.” – Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men. Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. Josie 1 888 430 2010
October 10, 2008

Sissy Wear

Would you look at these? Aren’t they gorgeous? I found them on a site, and have to say, there are plenty of Sissies that call me that I would love to have wear these. I am thinking these would feel very nice, all that soft material wrapped around that you know what. *wink* Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
October 10, 2008

Sissy Wear

Would you look at these? Aren’t they gorgeous? I found them on a site, and have to say, there are plenty of Sissies that call me that I would love to have wear these. I am thinking these would feel very nice, all that soft material wrapped around that you know what. *wink* Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010