Phone A Mommy Blog

March 9, 2009

Peek A Boo

Where are yooooooooou? Mommy is looking for yooooooooou. Are you under here? Noooooooo. What’s that I hear, are those giggles? Mommy is getting closer, yes her is, Mommy is going to find baby. I see baby toes sticking out from behind the chair, hmmmm. PEEK A BOO! Mommy see’s you! Candy 1-888-430-2010
January 21, 2009

My Precious Little One

I have the most precious little baby that calls me. I just simply adore his little giggle and all the baby sounds he makes. It is almost like having a baby right here with me on my lap. I wrote I Love You on his tummy with my finger so every time he looks down he will know that mommy loves him. Now because I wrote it with my finger it’s invisible to everyone else, but baby jimmy knows it’s there 🙂 . Baby Jimmy when you read this know that Mommy loves you with all her heart, and I look forward to spending time with you every morning, and know that you bring joy to Mommy with your sweet little self. All my love, kisses and hugs, and some for Bear too! Heart Glitter Pictures Your Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
October 10, 2008

Sissy Wear

Would you look at these? Aren’t they gorgeous? I found them on a site, and have to say, there are plenty of Sissies that call me that I would love to have wear these. I am thinking these would feel very nice, all that soft material wrapped around that you know what. *wink* Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
October 10, 2008

Sissy Wear

Would you look at these? Aren’t they gorgeous? I found them on a site, and have to say, there are plenty of Sissies that call me that I would love to have wear these. I am thinking these would feel very nice, all that soft material wrapped around that you know what. *wink* Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
September 8, 2008

Welcome Back

Now that the end of summer is almost upon us, some of my callers from way back have been calling me again. I understand it’s hard with the kids home and vacation time during the summer months to find the time to spend with your Mommy again, so that’s why I am so happy to be able to talk to all of you again. Know that Mommy has missed you dearly and I am glad that I can hear your sweet little voices again. Welcome back Dears. Hugs and Love, Mommy Candy 1 888 430 2010
September 8, 2008

Welcome Back

Now that the end of summer is almost upon us, some of my callers from way back have been calling me again. I understand it’s hard with the kids home and vacation time during the summer months to find the time to spend with your Mommy again, so that’s why I am so happy to be able to talk to all of you again. Know that Mommy has missed you dearly and I am glad that I can hear your sweet little voices again. Welcome back Dears. Hugs and Love, Mommy Candy 1 888 430 2010
July 13, 2008

Would you look at THIS?

UGH, I hate mess, I detest it, cannot STAND it!  And this, THIS is one of my caller’s rooms.  Look at this place.  Come on man, get it clean.  But you know what? I know why he does it you know….he wants a spanking.  Yup.  That’s why lol.  He knows if he has a messy room and I find out about it, he gets the big ole Stacie Clean your room butt whoopin’.  So, cameron! lol Get to cleaning boy and then come get your spanking, heck get your spanking, then clean, and then get another one. You dirty tater you! lol Stacie 1-888-430-2010
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