Phone A Mommy Blog

March 9, 2009

Peek A Boo

Where are yooooooooou? Mommy is looking for yooooooooou. Are you under here? Noooooooo. What’s that I hear, are those giggles? Mommy is getting closer, yes her is, Mommy is going to find baby. I see baby toes sticking out from behind the chair, hmmmm. PEEK A BOO! Mommy see’s you! Candy 1-888-430-2010
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, […]