October 21, 2008

Scary Movies

I love all the scarly movies some of the cable channels run during October. Especially the classics. Have any of you seen Nosferatu? Or read read up on the making of it? It is very interesting. As alot of you know I am a HUGE fan of zombie movies too, old and new and even really bad,lol. The bad ones are some of the best. It’s so much fun to curl up with baby under a nice big blanket, with a bucket of popcorn and turn out all the lights for scary movie night. Don’t forget to join us for our Halloween chat party all day on October 31st. We will be running a special for all who join us. Mommy Josie
July 14, 2008

Personal Ads

You know you look at them lol. I do, just to see what is out there. Here are some that I found funny and would like to share with you. 1. When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I’m 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone! 2. Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister! 3. Seeking clone of last girlfriend (as she was of the one before her) to help me re-enact lifetime of co-dependent behavior. SWM, 38, hair, eyes, etc. 4. To the 57 men who answered my ad, I am now a lesbian. I loved reading everyone of them. Have any of you ever done a personal ad before? Candy 1-888-430-2010
July 14, 2008

Personal Ads

You know you look at them lol. I do, just to see what is out there. Here are some that I found funny and would like to share with you. 1. When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I’m 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone! 2. Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister! 3. Seeking clone of last girlfriend (as she was of the one before her) to help me re-enact lifetime of co-dependent behavior. SWM, 38, hair, eyes, etc. 4. To the 57 men who answered my ad, I am now a lesbian. I loved reading everyone of them. Have any of you ever done a personal ad before? Candy 1-888-430-2010
May 31, 2008

I Would Like To Introduce…

….my teddy. I love this teddy bear, he is my new fav. He is so soft and squishy ~giggle~ . I cuddle with him lots at night when I am sleeping. He keeps me company, and I even take him in my car with me sometimes when I go somewhere. He is my bestest friend in the whole wide world. Let me know what you think of him :). Baby Girl Katie 1 888 430 2010
May 28, 2008

Day Dreaming

How many of you have erotic day dreams about your Mommy? What does she do? What does she look like? Is she kind and gentle? Or is she strict and demanding? Does she dress you up in girls clothing to teach you a lesson? Or does she put you in sweet little boy clothes? Call me and day dream with Me. Stella 1-888-430-2010
May 8, 2008

I love being who I am.

I love being a Mommy here at Phone A Mommy. I know a lot of you enjoy being punished and spanked by your Mommies, but I love to cuddle and kiss and make you feel so comforted and loved, not that the Mommies that do disciplinary calls don’t love you, just the opposite, they correct you because they do love you. But I’m more of a softie I guess lol. Gentle Mommy Lauren 1-888-430-2010