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August 20, 2009

Day Trip

Well, seems the summer will soon be coming to an end, and I think we should do something special before the fall comes, don’t you? I was thinking a trip to the fair would be fun – they have a great section that has all kinds of inflatable rides for you and I to enjoy. Slides, and bouncers and all kinds of wonderful things for us to try! We can play wack-a-mole, and shoot water in the clown’s mouth, and I could win you a brand new stuffed teddy bear! You can have some cotton candy and maybe even a funnel cake if they have them (but not too much – don’t want you to get a tummy ache). Now doesn’t that sound like a fun way to end the summer? Hugs and kisses, Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
April 9, 2009

I’m taking your Easter candy away!

Mmhmm that’s right. You heard me. You’ve been so naughty this week that I’m taking your Easter candy away from you and eating it all myself! Maybe that will teach you not to pull on the bunny’s ears! Oh? You say you’re sorry for that? How sorry are you? Don’t you think I should put you back in diapers and send you to the naughty chair? I do! I will punish you good for being so bad! Are you going to cry now little sissy? Cousin Jenna 1-888-430-2010
March 9, 2009

Peek A Boo

Where are yooooooooou? Mommy is looking for yooooooooou. Are you under here? Noooooooo. What’s that I hear, are those giggles? Mommy is getting closer, yes her is, Mommy is going to find baby. I see baby toes sticking out from behind the chair, hmmmm. PEEK A BOO! Mommy see’s you! Candy 1-888-430-2010
October 27, 2008

Holiday Season

This time of year is my favorite. I am listening to Christmas music already lol. I cannot wait until this Friday night when I get to jump up and answer my door for Trick or Treaters. Guessing who is who and making a fuss over costumes is so much fun. Plus the wearers of the costumes beam with pride when you make a big deal out of what they are wearing. But the best part? If I do not get a lot of trick or treaters I get to eat the candy that is left over. It’s the one time of year that I actually eat the stuff. If you are going to a party this year be careful and have fun. Happy Halloween everyone! Candy 1*888*430*2010
October 27, 2008

Holiday Season

This time of year is my favorite. I am listening to Christmas music already lol. I cannot wait until this Friday night when I get to jump up and answer my door for Trick or Treaters. Guessing who is who and making a fuss over costumes is so much fun. Plus the wearers of the costumes beam with pride when you make a big deal out of what they are wearing. But the best part? If I do not get a lot of trick or treaters I get to eat the candy that is left over. It’s the one time of year that I actually eat the stuff. If you are going to a party this year be careful and have fun. Happy Halloween everyone! Candy 1*888*430*2010
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for all night. When they say trick-or-treat, they want candy that will rot their teeth, not wrinkled grapes. (Using an empty box as a kazoo-like instrument, though, is kinda fun.) Candy Corn The most polarizing candy of all. The fruitcake of Halloween; it just never goes away. If you love them, fine. But don’t subject the rest of us haters to the sickeningly sweet triangle that tastes like neither candy nor corn. Smarties and Necco Wafers These chalky candies are supposedly “fruit-flavored,” but no fruit I know tastes like dust — […]
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for all night. When they say trick-or-treat, they want candy that will rot their teeth, not wrinkled grapes. (Using an empty box as a kazoo-like instrument, though, is kinda fun.) Candy Corn The most polarizing candy of all. The fruitcake of Halloween; it just never goes away. If you love them, fine. But don’t subject the rest of us haters to the sickeningly sweet triangle that tastes like neither candy nor corn. Smarties and Necco Wafers These chalky candies are supposedly “fruit-flavored,” but no fruit I know tastes like dust — […]
October 10, 2008

Sissy Wear

Would you look at these? Aren’t they gorgeous? I found them on a site, and have to say, there are plenty of Sissies that call me that I would love to have wear these. I am thinking these would feel very nice, all that soft material wrapped around that you know what. *wink* Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
October 10, 2008

Sissy Wear

Would you look at these? Aren’t they gorgeous? I found them on a site, and have to say, there are plenty of Sissies that call me that I would love to have wear these. I am thinking these would feel very nice, all that soft material wrapped around that you know what. *wink* Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
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