December 19, 2008

I found this really funny site where you enter all these different words it asks for then it generates a letter to Santa. Here is my letter: Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Stacie’s Christmas party. It was Minnie who spiked the punch with too much formula. I can’t help it if I drank 2 glasses. It was so good—smelled and tasted just like pine. I thought it was funny when I put scarlet’s jacket on my head and danced the chicken on the crib while singing `maneater’. I didn’t mean to break Stacie’s radio and don’t know why Stacie would sue me for stalking. I don’t remember calling DaddyPaul’s wife a fancy cow—even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and pink lipstick! And when I threw up on Madison’s husband’s leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jeep through my neighbor’s bedroom. I don’t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a happy cat and have me arrested for stealing! So, Santa…here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all adorable and graceful. And I’m really not to blame for any of this interesting stuff. Please bring me what I want the most—bail money! Sincerely and beautifully yours, Janey (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It’s only 24 bucks! Although I gotta tell ya, it could happen in our chatroom, heehee. Hope all you  little ones are being good for Santa. Little Janey
September 8, 2008

Wearing Diapers

I was wondering if any of you ever OD’ed on diapers, if you ever have reached the point where you say, you know what? I don’t want to wear diapers today. Then not put one on for awhile. I was talking to Daddy about this and he told me that sometimes too much of a good thing is bad. I had one of those, I don’t feel like going near a diaper day two days ago. I thought it was weird, but Daddy says it can happen. Has this ever happened to any of you? Betsy 1-888-430-2010
June 30, 2008

Diaper Change

Today, I had an Hispanic Daddy call me. I don’t speak spanish but Daddy’s voice was sooooooooooooooooo yummy, and deep and gosh *shiver* Daddy made me melt. He changed my diaper and called me all these sweet sounding names. I love you Daddy G. Baby Girl Betsy 1-888-430-2010