October 27, 2008

Holiday Season

This time of year is my favorite. I am listening to Christmas music already lol. I cannot wait until this Friday night when I get to jump up and answer my door for Trick or Treaters. Guessing who is who and making a fuss over costumes is so much fun. Plus the wearers of the costumes beam with pride when you make a big deal out of what they are wearing. But the best part? If I do not get a lot of trick or treaters I get to eat the candy that is left over. It’s the one time of year that I actually eat the stuff. If you are going to a party this year be careful and have fun. Happy Halloween everyone! Candy 1*888*430*2010
October 27, 2008

Holiday Season

This time of year is my favorite. I am listening to Christmas music already lol. I cannot wait until this Friday night when I get to jump up and answer my door for Trick or Treaters. Guessing who is who and making a fuss over costumes is so much fun. Plus the wearers of the costumes beam with pride when you make a big deal out of what they are wearing. But the best part? If I do not get a lot of trick or treaters I get to eat the candy that is left over. It’s the one time of year that I actually eat the stuff. If you are going to a party this year be careful and have fun. Happy Halloween everyone! Candy 1*888*430*2010
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for all night. When they say trick-or-treat, they want candy that will rot their teeth, not wrinkled grapes. (Using an empty box as a kazoo-like instrument, though, is kinda fun.) Candy Corn The most polarizing candy of all. The fruitcake of Halloween; it just never goes away. If you love them, fine. But don’t subject the rest of us haters to the sickeningly sweet triangle that tastes like neither candy nor corn. Smarties and Necco Wafers These chalky candies are supposedly “fruit-flavored,” but no fruit I know tastes like dust — and makes everything eaten after taste like dust, too. Dum Dum Lollipops Usually, foods on a stick are yummy (corn dogs, ice pops), but Dum Dums just can’t be included on that list. Not even if they were breaded and deep-fried and served at a fair. Apples Long before “poisoned candy” scares, evil people were handing out apples instead of candy on Halloween. This disappointing “treat” is the main reason to avoid unwrapped food while trick-or-treating. Tootsie Rolls It looks like chocolate and sort of smells like chocolate, but the mini brown tubes are not real chocolate. They taste like watered-down chocolate, and have a chewy texture that will strip the fillings right off your molars. Miscellaneous, Wrapped Hard Candies Halloween is supposed to be a holiday for young people, not senior citizens who suck on hard candies all day. Something about the strawberry-shaped strawberries, gold-wrapped butterscotch, and peppermint feels past the expiration date. (These usually get set aside for Granny.) Laffy Taffy I do not laffy when I get these. I sobby. I get depressedy. Because it gets all stucky to my teethy and doesn’t even taste that goody. Anything Fun-Sized Who started calling it this? Since when is one bite fun?! Give us the rich houses with the sprawling driveways and full-sized candy bars any day. Portion control doesn’t need to start this young. Have a safe and happy Halloween! Candy 1*888*430*2010