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April 22, 2009

No Humping Allowed…

LOL! A friend sent me this and I couldn’t help but laugh!  No humping allowed, huh?  Well I was never one to do as I was told, anyway.  Sometimes I just can’t help myself.  Watching you while you do your chores outside, be it mowing the lawn or cleaning the pool, with only a pair of jeans on.  That young, lean body of yours just glistening in the sun from all that sweet, sweet sweat – now what’s a mother to do?  Except wait for you in the shed and show you exactly how to use that wondrous tool of yours! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
April 22, 2009

No Humping Allowed…

LOL! A friend sent me this and I couldn’t help but laugh!  No humping allowed, huh?  Well I was never one to do as I was told, anyway.  Sometimes I just can’t help myself.  Watching you while you do your chores outside, be it mowing the lawn or cleaning the pool, with only a pair of jeans on.  That young, lean body of yours just glistening in the sun from all that sweet, sweet sweat – now what’s a mother to do?  Except wait for you in the shed and show you exactly how to use that wondrous tool of yours! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
February 9, 2009

Ultimate Cell Phone

I am currently looking to replace the cell phone I have, so I have been doing a lot of internet browsing. In my browsing I came across this item: It’s beautiful isn’t it? It’s the Vertu Cobra. This phone features the following: from one pear-cut diamond, one round white diamond, two emerald eyes and 439 rubies. Nice huh? The price tag for this? Only a mere $310,000. I think I will continue my search lol. Love you all, Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
February 9, 2009

Ultimate Cell Phone

I am currently looking to replace the cell phone I have, so I have been doing a lot of internet browsing. In my browsing I came across this item: It’s beautiful isn’t it? It’s the Vertu Cobra. This phone features the following: from one pear-cut diamond, one round white diamond, two emerald eyes and 439 rubies. Nice huh? The price tag for this? Only a mere $310,000. I think I will continue my search lol. Love you all, Mommy Candy 1-888-430-2010
October 14, 2008

What We Believed as Children

Some of us were told things by parents, grandparents or siblings to either scare us, or get us to stop doing something. Here are a few things some parents, siblings and friends told their sons, daughters and friends. I found most of these quite funny. 1. My dad was magic! When we would drive on the freeway in the rain, if he concentrated really hard he could stop the rain, but then one of us kids would mess up his concentration and it would begin again. I only realized many years later that we were driving under overpasses! 2. This belief is now something of a family tradition. My mother, who was never the greatest of chefs, told me (and all my siblings) when i was small that if i didn’t eat all my supper, “the children who eat poo” would come & get me. The children who eat poo are a bunch of naughty children who also wouldent eat thier supper & now live on the streets with nothing to eat but poo! They were like a gang of poo eating street punks. as my mother was a self employed courier sometimes when i was in the car with her she would point to dumpsters & say thats where the children who eat poo live. needless to say, washing the dishes in our house […]