September 8, 2008

Wearing Diapers

I was wondering if any of you ever OD’ed on diapers, if you ever have reached the point where you say, you know what? I don’t want to wear diapers today. Then not put one on for awhile. I was talking to Daddy about this and he told me that sometimes too much of a good thing is bad. I had one of those, I don’t feel like going near a diaper day two days ago. I thought it was weird, but Daddy says it can happen. Has this ever happened to any of you? Betsy 1-888-430-2010
July 14, 2008

Personal Ads

You know you look at them lol. I do, just to see what is out there. Here are some that I found funny and would like to share with you. 1. When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I’m 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone! 2. Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister! 3. Seeking clone of last girlfriend (as she was of the one before her) to help me re-enact lifetime of co-dependent behavior. SWM, 38, hair, eyes, etc. 4. To the 57 men who answered my ad, I am now a lesbian. I loved reading everyone of them. Have any of you ever done a personal ad before? Candy 1-888-430-2010
July 14, 2008

Personal Ads

You know you look at them lol. I do, just to see what is out there. Here are some that I found funny and would like to share with you. 1. When I was thirty my dates had to be young, tall, handsome, rich, intelligent. Now I’m 64, they only have to know how to read and use the telephone! 2. Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister! 3. Seeking clone of last girlfriend (as she was of the one before her) to help me re-enact lifetime of co-dependent behavior. SWM, 38, hair, eyes, etc. 4. To the 57 men who answered my ad, I am now a lesbian. I loved reading everyone of them. Have any of you ever done a personal ad before? Candy 1-888-430-2010
May 19, 2008

Looking For a Slave Abie

I am currently seeking a new abie slave. You will cater to Mommy, do as she says and worship her accordingly. If you can fill this need, please call 1-888-430-2010 and ask for Mommy Stella, all applicants are welcome, but only one will be choosen. Mistress Mommy, Stella