July 15, 2009

In the Cookie Jar Again?

Ah-ha! I caught you! You’ve been in the cookie jar again, haven’t you? Don’t try to deny it – you have cookie crumbs and chocolate smeared all over your face from the chocolate chip cookies I just made. Tsk, Tsk! You know what that means don’t you? You’re going over my knee for a swift and stern spanking young man! Then it’s into the corner with that red and sore tushie of yours! Such a naughty baby! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
July 15, 2009

In the Cookie Jar Again?

Ah-ha! I caught you! You’ve been in the cookie jar again, haven’t you? Don’t try to deny it – you have cookie crumbs and chocolate smeared all over your face from the chocolate chip cookies I just made. Tsk, Tsk! You know what that means don’t you? You’re going over my knee for a swift and stern spanking young man! Then it’s into the corner with that red and sore tushie of yours! Such a naughty baby! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
March 26, 2009

Time-out Chair

Look what I just got for all my naughty, naughty boys! A special chair just for you. And I have a special place for it – right in the corner.  Won’t eat your veggies?  Talking back to Mommy Gina?  Were you being mean to the other little boys on the playground?  Then in the chair you will go!  But before you end up in the chair, Mommy Gina will have to paddle that little hinnie of yours.  So next time you think about being bad, just remember that you will end up in this chair – with a very red hinnie! Mommy Gina 1-888-430-2010
February 25, 2009

Dr. Seuss!

Are you Thing 1 or Thing 2? Do you have a cat in your hat? Is your fish red or blue? What’s your favorite Dr. Seuss book of all time? I am partial to How the Grinch Stole Christmas myself! *giggles* I love the book and both movies. March is the month to celebrate the birth of Theodor Geisel, who wrote over 60 books under the pen name of Dr. Seuss. Would you like green eggs and ham, would you like them Sam I am? I’d love to hear about your favorite Dr. Seuss book. “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”. Happy reading! CousinJenna 1-888-430-2010 I’m adorable, look! Come chat, it’s fun!
January 28, 2009

Spank me!?

Uh-oh. Did I tease you too much? Did you run home to mommy and cry? Do you just want to reach out and spank MY bottom for a change? *giggles* I probably do deserve it. After all, I really enjoy making fun of you. I have such an irresistible urge to call you names, to tell you what an awful baby you’ve been, to make sure your face is red and perhaps even make you cry for being such a big stupid baby! Oh but you like that now don’t you? *grins* CousinJenna I’m adorable, look! Come chat, it’s fun!
January 7, 2009

Fingerpainting!

I just got in some new fingerpaints and paper! Ohmygoodness, I had forgotten how much fun it is to use your hands to get so very messy! It goes everywhere! On your hands, on your face, in your hair, on the ceiling (*giggles*), on the walls (*giggles*) and last but not least on the paper! When its done you have a wonderful work of art, and memories to treasure forever. Wouldn’t you love to come play and fingerpaint with me today? We could wear DaddyPaul’s old tshirts and our diapers. I’m sure he won’t mind one bit! Oh that’s my handprint on your little diapered bottom! Gotcha! *giggles* CousinJenna I’m adorable, look! Come chat, it’s fun!