December 22, 2008

Checking His List

You know who is watching you, it’s Santa. And not only is he watching you, he has his famous list out and is checking it not once but twice. Which list are you on? The nice list or the naughty list? I have a feeling that most of you are on the naughty but nice list 🙂 . Happy Holidays, Candy 1-888-430-2010
December 22, 2008

Checking His List

You know who is watching you, it’s Santa. And not only is he watching you, he has his famous list out and is checking it not once but twice. Which list are you on? The nice list or the naughty list? I have a feeling that most of you are on the naughty but nice list 🙂 . Happy Holidays, Candy 1-888-430-2010
December 18, 2008

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear

Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”) Lacy things – the wife is missin’, Didn’t ask – her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the store – there’s a teddy, Little straps – like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear. In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress – like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! Lacy things … Missin’, Didn’t ask … permission, Wearin’ her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear! >From the album “I am Santa Claus” by Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio Mommy Lexus 1-888-430-2010