Phone A Mommy Blog

July 3, 2015

Auntie Michelle’s Haus for Naughty Sissies.

MLB Welcome girls, to Aunt Michelle’s. This is a house of discipline to teach Naughty and discouraging sissies their place in this world. When your Mommy has had enough. When your Mistress thinks you need further training with a true Disciplinarian. I will take you into My service and teach you to be truly, completely submissive…the way you were meant to be. Step into My parlor and let’s begin. Auntie Michelle 888 430 2010
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid […]
September 26, 2008

I just had an amazing call with a brand new sissy. She has been dreaming of being a sissy for many years but up until now did not feel comfortable enough to actually go through with it. She called me for the first time 2 months ago and we spoke at great length about her desire to explore her sissy side. During our first call she decided she wanted to take the first step to becoming a sissy and asked if I could guide her. Of course I was thrilled to help her on her journey. *big smiles* I gave her some ideas on what she should start out with. So she went out this week and purchased the items then gave me a call. Poor thing, she was so very nervous about getting drssed up for the first time. I did all I could to make her comfortable and I think it worked. By the end of the call she seemed very happy. I am honored that Sissy Faye chose me to be her mommy and to help her through her first steps into sissy transformation. Remember, mommy is always here for you. Mommy Josie
September 26, 2008

I just had an amazing call with a brand new sissy. She has been dreaming of being a sissy for many years but up until now did not feel comfortable enough to actually go through with it. She called me for the first time 2 months ago and we spoke at great length about her desire to explore her sissy side. During our first call she decided she wanted to take the first step to becoming a sissy and asked if I could guide her. Of course I was thrilled to help her on her journey. *big smiles* I gave her some ideas on what she should start out with. So she went out this week and purchased the items then gave me a call. Poor thing, she was so very nervous about getting drssed up for the first time. I did all I could to make her comfortable and I think it worked. By the end of the call she seemed very happy. I am honored that Sissy Faye chose me to be her mommy and to help her through her first steps into sissy transformation. Remember, mommy is always here for you. Mommy Josie
September 4, 2008

Playing dress up

I love playing dress up with my friends. My mommy buys me so many clothes and sometimes we just sit in my room for hours mixing and matching. I love to dress up my sissy babies in all my pretty clothes too. I have big girl clothes and baby clothes. I know just what sissies like *wink*. So next time you call, let’s explore my closet and see what pretties I have to make you a pretty girl. ~Little Janey~ chat with the ladies
September 4, 2008

Playing dress up

I love playing dress up with my friends. My mommy buys me so many clothes and sometimes we just sit in my room for hours mixing and matching. I love to dress up my sissy babies in all my pretty clothes too. I have big girl clothes and baby clothes. I know just what sissies like *wink*. So next time you call, let’s explore my closet and see what pretties I have to make you a pretty girl. ~Little Janey~ chat with the ladies
August 7, 2008

Sissy Maid service

I think I should start one. Can you imagine how pleased and amused all the housewives would be to have a sissy maid of their choice come to help them clean. Of course cleaning is not all they will be doing. *wink* I would, of course, instruct the lovely ladies on all the extras that come with having their very own sissy maid and how to properly train them. *wink* Well if I can’t make it happen for real, it would be one wild roleplay. Anyone want to get in on it with me? Josie
August 7, 2008

Sissy Maid service

I think I should start one. Can you imagine how pleased and amused all the housewives would be to have a sissy maid of their choice come to help them clean. Of course cleaning is not all they will be doing. *wink* I would, of course, instruct the lovely ladies on all the extras that come with having their very own sissy maid and how to properly train them. *wink* Well if I can’t make it happen for real, it would be one wild roleplay. Anyone want to get in on it with me? Josie
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