July 3, 2015

Auntie Michelle’s Haus for Naughty Sissies.

MLB Welcome girls, to Aunt Michelle’s. This is a house of discipline to teach Naughty and discouraging sissies their place in this world. When your Mommy has had enough. When your Mistress thinks you need further training with a true Disciplinarian. I will take you into My service and teach you to be truly, completely submissive…the way you were meant to be. Step into My parlor and let’s begin. Auntie Michelle 888 430 2010
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzens rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa did have reindeer, hed still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds, and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Add to this the fact that there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repoint bricks in the flue. He would also need to check for carbon monoxide fumes in every gas fireplace, and get under every Christmas tree that is crooked to straighten it to a perfectly upright 90-degree angle. Other reasons why Santa cant possibly be a man: – Men cant pack a bag. – Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. – Men would feel their masculinity is threatened, having to be seen with all those elves. – Men dont answer their mail. – Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.” – Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men. Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. Josie 1 888 430 2010
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzens rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa did have reindeer, hed still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds, and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Add to this the fact that there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repoint bricks in the flue. He would also need to check for carbon monoxide fumes in every gas fireplace, and get under every Christmas tree that is crooked to straighten it to a perfectly upright 90-degree angle. Other reasons why Santa cant possibly be a man: – Men cant pack a bag. – Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. – Men would feel their masculinity is threatened, having to be seen with all those elves. – Men dont answer their mail. – Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.” – Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men. Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. Josie 1 888 430 2010
September 26, 2008

I just had an amazing call with a brand new sissy. She has been dreaming of being a sissy for many years but up until now did not feel comfortable enough to actually go through with it. She called me for the first time 2 months ago and we spoke at great length about her desire to explore her sissy side. During our first call she decided she wanted to take the first step to becoming a sissy and asked if I could guide her. Of course I was thrilled to help her on her journey. *big smiles* I gave her some ideas on what she should start out with. So she went out this week and purchased the items then gave me a call. Poor thing, she was so very nervous about getting drssed up for the first time. I did all I could to make her comfortable and I think it worked. By the end of the call she seemed very happy. I am honored that Sissy Faye chose me to be her mommy and to help her through her first steps into sissy transformation. Remember, mommy is always here for you. Mommy Josie
September 26, 2008

I just had an amazing call with a brand new sissy. She has been dreaming of being a sissy for many years but up until now did not feel comfortable enough to actually go through with it. She called me for the first time 2 months ago and we spoke at great length about her desire to explore her sissy side. During our first call she decided she wanted to take the first step to becoming a sissy and asked if I could guide her. Of course I was thrilled to help her on her journey. *big smiles* I gave her some ideas on what she should start out with. So she went out this week and purchased the items then gave me a call. Poor thing, she was so very nervous about getting drssed up for the first time. I did all I could to make her comfortable and I think it worked. By the end of the call she seemed very happy. I am honored that Sissy Faye chose me to be her mommy and to help her through her first steps into sissy transformation. Remember, mommy is always here for you. Mommy Josie
September 4, 2008

Playing dress up

I love playing dress up with my friends. My mommy buys me so many clothes and sometimes we just sit in my room for hours mixing and matching. I love to dress up my sissy babies in all my pretty clothes too. I have big girl clothes and baby clothes. I know just what sissies like *wink*. So next time you call, let’s explore my closet and see what pretties I have to make you a pretty girl. ~Little Janey~ chat with the ladies