December 19, 2008

I found this really funny site where you enter all these different words it asks for then it generates a letter to Santa. Here is my letter: Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Stacie’s Christmas party. It was Minnie who spiked the punch with too much formula. I can’t help it if I drank 2 glasses. It was so good—smelled and tasted just like pine. I thought it was funny when I put scarlet’s jacket on my head and danced the chicken on the crib while singing `maneater’. I didn’t mean to break Stacie’s radio and don’t know why Stacie would sue me for stalking. I don’t remember calling DaddyPaul’s wife a fancy cow—even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and pink lipstick! And when I threw up on Madison’s husband’s leg, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my jeep through my neighbor’s bedroom. I don’t think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a happy cat and have me arrested for stealing! So, Santa…here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all adorable and graceful. And I’m really not to blame for any of this interesting stuff. Please bring me what I want the most—bail money! Sincerely and beautifully yours, Janey (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It’s only 24 bucks! Although I gotta tell ya, it could happen in our chatroom, heehee. Hope all you  little ones are being good for Santa. Little Janey
October 15, 2008

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

Hey everyone! Do Not Forget about our super duper halloween chat party! It’s gonna be soo great! Want to know what I am going to be? *giggles* I bet you do. But too bad, your just going to have to wait. I better see everyone there and in a costume. Or I am gonna tell Mommy Scarlet to get out the BIG paddle. *giggles* Best Baby Betsy