Phone A Mommy Blog

June 1, 2009

Mommy Always Wanted a Baby Girl!

Kevin, my 17 year old son knows how sad Mommy has been because I was never able to have a baby girl. So this particular day I had a plan for him and how he could make me feel better. I had went shopping all day, and it must have been meant to be because I was able to find everything I needed for my new little girl all in his size! I was so excited and could not wait till he got home from School. “Three o’clock he will be walking through the door any moment now,” I thought to myself.” Ah, there he is!” Walking into the house “HI MOM!” he shouted. “Hi sweetheart! How are you I am so glad you’re finally home!” I replied. “How was your day Mom?” He asked me. “Well, you know how sad mommy has been with not being able to have a baby girl”, I said to him, he put his head down and the smile slowly left this face. “Yes, Mom, I know.” He mumbled beneath his breath. “Well, I have a great surprise!” I said with great enthusiasm. “You do, what is it?’” The smile came back to his face and his eyes were all bright with anticipation. *I grabbed him by his hand and led him into my bedroom.* On my bed were […]
February 11, 2009

Spanking YOU!

I cannot wait to take these over your bare bottom and give you the good hard spanking that you deserve!
February 11, 2009

Spanking YOU!

I cannot wait to take these over your bare bottom and give you the good hard spanking that you deserve!
February 8, 2009

This is MY Pretty Pony

OH MAH GAWD!  I love this thing, I want it I want it I WANT IT!  So now, who is gonna get it for me? *bats my eyes, gets a piece of dust in one, screams in pain and rushes to the sink to clean it out with some water.* Okay so I’m not a eye batter. But I still want this Pony darn it! Spanks and Thanks, Stacie 1-888-430-2010
February 6, 2009

Something Wicked This Way Comes

The weekend is upon us, and I know I will be busy taking care of some naughty little ones on the phone. You know who you are. Sometimes the loving and nurturing way does not work. Mommies sometimes need to get mean, now don’t get me wrong, it’s done with love, all those spankings and corner time, or being tied up for ones own good. Yes, done with love *chuckle*. Have a wonderfully wicked weekend. Mommy Maggie 1-888-430-2010 madisonsmaggy@yahoo.com
October 22, 2008

10 Things That You Shouldn’t Give At Halloween

I read this on the web today and it’s true. I remember when I used to go trick or treating and there were some things you just didn’t want to get from anyone. Behold the list of stuff that stinks to get in your Trick or Treat bag. Toothbrushes Dentists and orthodontists should not be allowed to celebrate Halloween if they’re going to get all tooth doctory on us. Do not bring your work home with you, folks! We all have a personal responsibility to brush, and maybe some of us will forget, but your complimentary bristles on a stick (instead of a Snickers) will not help us remember. It will make us despise you and your trade. Raisins Little boxes of stuck-together shriveled globs are not what little kids schlep around the neighborhood for all night. When they say trick-or-treat, they want candy that will rot their teeth, not wrinkled grapes. (Using an empty box as a kazoo-like instrument, though, is kinda fun.) Candy Corn The most polarizing candy of all. The fruitcake of Halloween; it just never goes away. If you love them, fine. But don’t subject the rest of us haters to the sickeningly sweet triangle that tastes like neither candy nor corn. Smarties and Necco Wafers These chalky candies are supposedly “fruit-flavored,” but no fruit I know tastes like dust — […]