February 28, 2009

Oh my it is a lazy saturday. My mommy put me in training panties today but I want to put on my diaper and play :(. Maybe when I get a call my mommy will let me have my diaper!!! Janey
February 28, 2009

Oh my it is a lazy saturday. My mommy put me in training panties today but I want to put on my diaper and play :(. Maybe when I get a call my mommy will let me have my diaper!!! Janey
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzens rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa did have reindeer, hed still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds, and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Add to this the fact that there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repoint bricks in the flue. He would also need to check for carbon monoxide fumes in every gas fireplace, and get under every Christmas tree that is crooked to straighten it to a perfectly upright 90-degree angle. Other reasons why Santa cant possibly be a man: – Men cant pack a bag. – Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. – Men would feel their masculinity is threatened, having to be seen with all those elves. – Men dont answer their mail. – Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.” – Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men. Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. Josie 1 888 430 2010
December 19, 2008

I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men dont even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me its an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th-hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, Im convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh, amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzens rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist. Even if the male Santa did have reindeer, hed still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost in the snow and clouds, and then refuse to stop and ask for directions. Add to this the fact that there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repoint bricks in the flue. He would also need to check for carbon monoxide fumes in every gas fireplace, and get under every Christmas tree that is crooked to straighten it to a perfectly upright 90-degree angle. Other reasons why Santa cant possibly be a man: – Men cant pack a bag. – Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet. – Men would feel their masculinity is threatened, having to be seen with all those elves. – Men dont answer their mail. – Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.” – Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment. I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men. Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. Josie 1 888 430 2010
September 30, 2008

I had an accident at school to day. Mommy had to bring me a new outfit to wear. She also brought me a diaper and made me wear it for the rest of the schoolday. *blushes* ~Little Janey~ 1 888 430 2010
September 9, 2008

My very first call of the day yesterday was “JR”, who of course has given me full permission to talk our sessions together. Your privacy is of the utmost importance. Anyhow, “JR” and I have great sessions together and he always puts me in a wonderful mood for the rest of the day. He is very new to the world of AB/DL and I have really enjoyed helping him explore his love of diapers. He has grown so much and come to understand so much about himself. And I was there to share it all with him. Thank you “JR” for the great sessions together and allowing me to be apart of your exploration. I am very proud of how far you have come. Hugs and kisses. Mommy Josie