Christmas Time
December 12, 2008I think Santa Claus is a woman
December 19, 2008Walkin’ Round in Womens’ Underwear
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear
(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”)
Lacy things – the wife is missin’,
Didn’t ask – her permission,
I’m wearin’ her clothes ,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.
In the store – there’s a teddy,
Little straps – like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.
In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!”
“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!”
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress – like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear!
Lacy things … Missin’,
Didn’t ask … permission,
Wearin’ her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear!
>From the album “I am Santa Claus”
by Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio
