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Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:29 pm

Heh...not a problem there. I'm often told I'm such an instigator. Who'd believe that...sweet me an instigator? *tries to straighten halo*.

Of course there is that factor that I wouldn't want my friends to get overheated, either. That wouldn't be good. hehehe

~Jenna

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:14 am

Jenna, I'm so sorry people accuse you of instigating frivolous or undignified behavior - that seems so unfair. Perhaps these people either don't know you well or maybe they are just jealous of the refined and reserved manner in which you comport yourself. Tough to say...

Of course you are concerned that your friends not get overheated. All sorts of things can happen when people get too hot.

Have a pleasant evening,
Craig

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:12 am

Craig,
I am sure you have been in my boat before. If you haven't, why not? I promise I won't tip it over! *giggles* No guarantees though that an accident won't happen...*whistles innocently!*

Hope you are having a fantastic week!

~CousinJenna

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:07 pm

Boat? You've a boat? Cool!!!

*jumps in the boat*

I am kinda wondering, though, why most everything you get involved with involves water and/or has the potential for disaster???

See ya,
Craig

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:51 pm

Of course I have a boat, I do live close to the Marina! I also have a handbasket, but that's something for another chat...LOL!

Yay! Two people in the boat now! How fun

Hmm it must have something to do with my sense of adventure. Yeah that's it. Always into something that takes me to the edge and back again

*giggles*
~CousinJenna

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:15 am

A handbasket? *tries to figure out what that has to do with a boat* Must be a California thing I guess. Did someone bring pudding for the party?

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:48 am

*wipes off her chocolate covered mouth*

Pudding, what pudding? I don't see any...ohhh wait...you mean the pudding cups or the pudding pops?

Or perhaps you mean Yorkshire Pudding, which isn't anything like what it sounds... *giggles*

Hmm nope haven't eaten any pudding recently *whistles innocently*...I have however witnessed a rather unusual wrestling match...

~Jenna

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:01 pm

Ummm, Jenna? Are you sure you only watched the wrestling match?

*wonders why jenna never wears that one outfit anymore*

I will agree with you, though, it was a fun match to watch, especially from my vantage point. Thanks for letting me get so close to the action. I wonder if there will ever be a rematch?

Craig

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:13 pm

I think we can officially say:

lol lol lol

We may as well just name this thread "Jenna & Craig gone wild!"

Jenna

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:39 am

LOL

All I can say is that I had to call the plumber to get the shower drain unplugged...

Craig

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:22 am

You did? And he managed to get it unplugged? No way, I thought he's for sure have to lay down all new pipes! !!

*LOL*
Jenna

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:17 am

Yeah, I was happy he could get the thing unplugged!

I did get a couple of strange looks from him. But, hey - he gets paid to unplug drains, not to evaluate people's social lives. But that's not the embarrassing part....

The neighbors' dog knocked over my trash can and drug someone's clothes home with him. Considering that those clothes were covered with pudding and that my trash can was tipped over clearly indicating where they came from ... well try to explain that one to Mrs. Smith!

Craig

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:01 am

Dear Mrs. Smith,
As you can see, your dog Fluffy, denies ever actually being in said garbage can.

Instead, he points the finger at Mr.Jones' dog, BigAl, as being the one who first tipped over the can in search of Spock:

Apparently BigAl wanted to go where no Xolo had gone before...

Jenna

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:13 am

Jenna,

Thanks so much for your help in resolving this matter!!!

As you can see from the photo below, Mrs. Smith was very incensed to find pudding-covered clothing on her doorstep that is of the sort not typically worn by men, with the trail clearly leading back to a bachelor's home.

I'll keep you posted on how things go.

Oh, by the way... I found no men's clothing in the trash. Can you shed any light on that???

All the best,
Craig

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:38 pm

What do you mean, you didn't find any men's clothes? I thought all the chocolate stained clothes went into the trash...

Well...if they weren't found in the trash, then may I suggest they got lost somewhere between the house and the garbage can?

Perhaps we should ask your cat, Cleo, if he's seen anything...

Hmm...if we can get him awake enough...where's the catnip when you need it?

Jenna

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:20 am

As if we don't already have enough going on ....

My neighbor on the other side just accosted me about reports of some girl - about 19 or 20, blond hair - who was seen hanging upside down from her kids' jungle gym - giggling wildly - while someone else took her picture.

I think what really has her upset was the fact that when her husband got a glimpse of all this as he was driving up to their house, he lost control of the car and ran it into a tree.

I'm beginning to feel like I'm living in the middle of a movie set!

Craig

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:00 am

You really do live in a crazy neighborhood. Ever think of moving?

That girl sounds completely crazy. I have a feeling she may have lost her marbles.

I found these ones lying around. Wonder if they belong to her?

Jenna

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:37 am

Hiya Jenna,

Well, I have considered moving, but I'm not sure that would help. I suspect the cause of all this commotion would just follow me with this whole scenario just repeating itself only at a new location.

Yeah, that girl does sound really crazy, doesn't she? But I don't think she's missing anything. In fact I've heard she has a lot of assets.

Now to change the subject for a moment. I've just opened an invoice that came in the mail.

I see TWO charges from that company that sells food in bulk. I understand the first one you made was for pudding. But now a charge for mix to make 200 gallons of jello??? Jenna, is there something I don't know????

There goes the neighborhood ... again....

Craig

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:35 pm

Jello? What jello? I don't remember anything about jello...

Perhaps you should ask one of my former roommates. It's umm possible they might have had something to do with it...yeah that's it...

Swear I am innocent!

See, kitty even thinks so! Just look at the look on its face!

Jenna

MommyJosie · Post by **MommyJosie** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:32 pm

oh lawd...Jenna and Craig are out of control, quick somebody get the water hose!!