When Mrs. Phew worked in the Church Nursery, she was always sniffing the air for stinky toots or poopie diapers.
When Mrs. Phew smelled something, she would wrinkle up her big nose and say,
"Shoooo-wee! I think I smell something! Yes I do!
Somebody pooped their pants and I know who."
Sara smiled at her baby playing in his crib. Marty was trying to catch the pretty mobile, drooling and jabbering, completly unaware of the mess in his pants and the pungent aroma of poop that hung in the air.
(SNIFF, SNIFF)
"P-U Marty! Mommy smells something. Shoooooo!
It smells like somebody just pooped their pants.
Goodness gracious! Does hims need a diaper change?
Yeah, I smell something. Yes I do. Shooo-wee!"
Eeyore and Pooh Bear smiled at each other as Sara playfully waved her hand under her nose to shoo-away the smell. The whole nursery smelled like poop and baby powder. Marty had dirtied his pants while he was playing with his mobile. Without making a sound, Marty had quietly filled the back of his diaper, and now everyone could smell the mess in his pants.
"Shoooo-wee! I think I know what Marty just did. Goodness!
I think somebody just pooped their pants. Shoooo-wee!
Goodness gracious Marty! What did you do in your pants?
Shooo-wee! Mommy smells something! Yes she does!"
As Sara leaned over the crib, Eeyore and Pooh Bear watched her.
"She's gonna check his pants." Eeyore said, as Sara unsnapped the back of Marty's outfit.
"She always checks his diaper," Pooh Bear replied. "especially when she smells something."
As Sara unsnapped the back of Marty's outfit, she was smiling and cooing to her baby, as he tried to reach for a pretty toy.
"Goodness gracious! Does hims got poopy pants?
Shoooo-wee! I smell something awful stinky. Yes I do.
Yeah, I think somebody just messed their britches. Shoooo!
Did hims poop hims pants for mommy? Here, let mommy see."
As Sara pulled back Marty's diaper and looked inside, he felt a familuar tug at the back of his pants, as his Mother checked his diaper for poop.
"Shoooo-wee Marty! No wonder Eeyore smelled something!
Goodness gracious! Somebody really messed their britches!
"I was right." Eeyore said. "it wasnt' a toot, he pants,
WORK IN PROGRESS...... NOT FINISHED..... STAY TUNED....
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Phew! Somebody needs a changing.
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